Amy came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Wally said she should go wax her pet cat instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Kimmy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

My dad's trying to get me into arranging bottle caps, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be drawing lace doilies.