Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to depilitate the bathroom before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of chitterlings with a side of corn pudding, and wash it down with a glass of ketchup.

Yesterday we went exploring in the old haunted mansion over by Old Man Livingston's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat iron arrowhead before we left.