After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's play hopscotch instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

The other day, me and Timmy went out to the condemned quarry by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of drunk bullies, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian ring!