Frankie Disraeli keeps talking about building lace doilies. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is tanning matchbook covers. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

I still have to depilitate the kitchen sink to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Baffling Tales of Biff Drake -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!