I hope that your son is as strong as a mighty oak. (That's a traditional Distant Lands greeting!)

Annie came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Larry said she should go hose down her pet dog instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Debby, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

Ronnie has been trying to get me into tanning model trains for ages, so I gave it a shot. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

Another!