My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Further Adventures of Steve and the Turquoise Turtles, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his appendix punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Me and Willy and Cindy-Lou were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our radical fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.