Mom made pressed arugula for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Kill Fantasy 15 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Electric Melon Shrapnel for every meal!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Jack said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Woody pointed out that Big Larry is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built anti-personnel mines in case they decide to raid us.