I trust your grandpa is in good health. (My dad made me write that.)

Me and Bobby and Cindy were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our tubular fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

I just started this cool new hobby: applying decals to coins. Do people do that over there? You should try it!

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