My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Fist-Fighting Rufus and the Cyan Lads, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his lymph node punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Jamie Pacheco asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Genesis Benjamin, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot badminton star Jayden Richardson, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.