How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Guess what -- me and Benny solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Hollow! It turns out Old Man Jacobson was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Thompson out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Me and Charlie and Agatha were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our killer fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

Another!