| I hope that your grandma is fresh as the morning dew. (That's a traditional Distant Lands greeting!) The other day, me and Georgie went out to the scary old mansion by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of crazy bullies, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty arrowhead! Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of construction debris for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Pauly told one about a ghost named Alastair who haunted the guy who stole his silver lower back. Ronnie was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally tubular. |