Today Andy Meadows invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird lilac carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled carrots. I looked at his collection of BRICKO sculptures and we played a little Mind Rising 5, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

Today Robby Ingram came over after school and I showed him my pet hamster, Mrs. Snugglesworth. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Mr. Cutesworth, but what does he know? He named his pet hissing cockroach Manny, and that's just ridiculous.