I got clobbered at tetherball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Addison McDonald, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Carter, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day I was exploring out by the haunted quarry off of Daugherty Street. My friend Henry says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!