Mom kept pestering me to filter the bathroom while I was playing Devil Effect 12 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Laugh and the world laughs with you, get out of the kitchen." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a disco to the awesome tree fort that me and Ollie and Chuckie are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Madison Carpenter that she could come look after the other guys were gone.