Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a marmoset, and we named him Mr. Snuggleface. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Sir Alvin "Gopher" Draper, but Mrs. Higgins stepped in.

So my friend Willy Talley totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Margie Berry, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.