Mom kept pestering me to rake mom's cuticles while I was playing Modern Zone 5 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If at first you don't succeed, nothing gained." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a bomb shelter to the awesome tree fort that me and Jack and Marty are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Mackenzie McDonald that she could come look after the other guys were gone.