Me and Davey and Emily were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our nifty fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

I just started this cool new hobby: raising bottle caps. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.