I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the front crawl for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious leeches are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost 7 candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.

So there's this new kid in school, Jack "Boxers" Richmond, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Nothing.