My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to do calisthenics for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "Ask a silly question, Coors Light." I mean, what does that even mean?

Guess what -- me and Chuckie solved the Mystery of Ghost Hollow! It turns out Old Man Frederick was dressing up as a mummy to try to trick Mrs. McCormick out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.