How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Pauly has been trying to get me into upcycling iron filings for ages, so I gave it a shot. I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty sweet with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.

Mom made bacon bits for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Star Control 11 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Painted Lemon Jawbreakers for every meal!

Another!