The other day me and Robby were playing roller derby over by the abandoned quarry and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Today we were sitting around the fort and Matty said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Robby pointed out that Big Chuckie is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built water balloon cannons in case they decide to raid us.