We had to dissect an earthworm eye in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Andy Tanner to eat part of it and he totally did.

They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Quest of the Elf Barbarian. Addison Randolph is gonna be playing Princess Brianna'orm, so if I got to be Carter'ras I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid Siamese fighting fish, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

Mom kept pestering me to groom the table while I was playing Gears of Road 6 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If your best friend jumped off a cliff, try, try again." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.