Today at school Mrs. Schwartz taught us all about drawing a jacket. I was pretty killer at it.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's volunteer at the soup kitchen instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

I still have to muck out the kitchen sink to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Mitch Dusk -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!