Me and Chuckie and Allie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our awesome fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

My friends are all going nuts about crocheting chickens, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Bizarre Adventures of Clan vs. The Unfathomable Dogs just came out!