After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Electric Sugar Fish and the new issue of The Spectacular J. R. Gently vs. the Undead Patrol, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I brush the windows. What the heck?

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Burning Soy Orbs, Burning Zinc Snakes, or Rock Sugar Ropes. (Johnny Herrera says it's Spinning Taffy Balls. Ha ha yeah right!)