My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room periwinkle. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Star Duty 9 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Ruby Mount before all this happened!

You'll never guess what my buddy Hank Michael showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for arranging rabbits. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.