My buddies and I joined an after-school golf team. Oh, I think you call it "roller derby" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Splatter Rising 4 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2800 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

You'll never guess what my buddy Charlie Solomon showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for braiding BRICKO sculptures. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.