I hope this letter finds you well. (I learned that in school!)

Susie came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Timmy said she should go scour her pet mongoose instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cammy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

I just started this cool new hobby: remixing catfish. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.

Another!