We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my stomach was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Jones called me a wimp. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the golf team when he was in school, the jerk.

Johnny Young keeps talking about selling ships in a bottle. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is remixing model ships. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's diagram sentences instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.