My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Marvelous Willie and the Emerald Fist, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his kidney punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Allie came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Tommy said she should go feed her pet hissing cockroach instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Susie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)