We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my gall bladder was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Bush called me a loser. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the handball team when he was in school, the jerk.

Yesterday, we found a ton of old tires for our cool fort. Danny said we should use them to make a new walk-in freezer, but I'd rather build motion-activated turrets. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.