My buddies and I joined an after-school racketball team. Oh, I think you call it "foursquare" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Dragon Creed 3 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 4000 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

The other day, me and Georgie went out to the condemned mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool antique ring!