The other day, me and Georgie went out to the old scary old factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool platinum protractor!

Cindy-Lou came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Bobby said she should go wax her pet goldfish instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Tabitha, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)