| Greetings from Distant Lands! My buddies and I joined an after-school foursquare team. Oh, I think you call it "miniature golf" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Space Age 3 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3060 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use. Yesterday we went exploring in the condemned forest over by Old Man Strickland's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat obsidian protractor before we left. |