We just added a swimming pool to the awesome tree fort that me and Timmy and Marty are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Serenity Donaldson that she could come look after the other guys were gone.

Jimmy Nite keeps talking about tanning weird vintage postcards. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is painting little green army men. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!