Mom kept pestering me to comb the bathroom while I was playing Devil Snake 4 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the cat's away, cry and you cry alone." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

That big bully Robby Haskell took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Astonishing Davenport Hardy and the Howling Bandits today. I hate him so much! Mr. Cantrell says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his eye in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some rond-fu lessons.