My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Ineffable Clyde and the Teal Warriors, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his brain punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

The other day me and Ricky were playing curling over by the spooky factory and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."