I trust your son is in good health. (My mom made me write that.)

We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 7 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Painted Orange Shards. Oh, well.

My friends are all going nuts about remixing model ships, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Lost Queen vs. The Invisible Lasses just came out!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's do long division instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

Another!