We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 10 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Electric Razzleberry Knuckles. Oh, well.

Me and Ronnie and Cindy-Lou were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our sweet fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.