Mom made frozen carrots for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Final Steel 11 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Painted Sugar Orbs for every meal!

Me and Danny and Mickey are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of dirty plastic tarps, so we're going to use that to make it super-tubular.