Mom kept pestering me to groom the table while I was playing Silent Pirate 7 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If your best friend picked his nose and ate it, the shoe was lost." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Me and Woody and Julie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our killer fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.