We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 13 of Untold Tales of Dex Danger. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Ancient Bats. Mrs. Copeland said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Moon Fellows!

My friends are all going nuts about trading flowers, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Mighty Witch vs. The Bobcat Invaders just came out!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Gummi Bobcat Fragments and the new issue of The Mighty Victor Payne vs. the Moon Ladies, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I scour the floor. My life is a lie.