The other day me and Jeffy were playing tetherball over by the old haunted mansion and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Jack has been trying to get me into trading lace doilies for ages, so I gave it a shot. Even though I got a few cuts on my neck while I was learning, now I'm doing tubular with it.