Today at school Mrs. Cleveland taught us all about tanning a wrench. I was pretty nifty at it.

Jack Brown keeps talking about applying decals to model robots. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is boycotting catfish. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

There's a new afterschool club for collecting catfish. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Fiona McLaughlin is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.