My buddies and I joined an after-school soccer team. Oh, I think you call it "handball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Silent Galaxy 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2550 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Patty Parks asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Fiona Hatfield, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot Jai Alai star Carter McIntosh, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.