Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to mop the bathroom before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of creamed tomatoes with a side of arugula, and wash it down with a glass of blue milk.

Me and Danny and Benny are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of rusty-nail-studded lumber, so we're going to use that to make it super-swell.