The other day me and Billy were playing bowling over by the haunted cave and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Me and Todd and Jenny were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our awesome fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.