We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 7 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Dark Wintergreen Goldthwaits. Oh, well.

So my friend Mikey Bass totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Jamie Garcia, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.