My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room auburn. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Devil Road 11 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amber Mount before all this happened!

Yesterday, we found a ton of construction debris for our sweet fort. Nate said we should use them to make a new disco, but I'd rather build a hedge maze. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.