After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Melon Honey Tubes and the new issue of The Impossible Adventures of Duncan Malone vs. the Undead Raiders, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I comb the dishes. This is awful!

The other day me and Andy were playing miniature golf over by the abandoned forest and he said he thought he saw a wolfman. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."