My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room brown. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Mass Hill 4 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Ruby Mount before all this happened!

That big bully Andy Westinghouse took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Spectacular Monk Bullet and the Solar Lads today. I hate him so much! Mr. Carpenter says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his solar plexus in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some driel-fu lessons.