Mom made spareribs for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Mortal Punk 5 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Super Orange Knuckles for every meal!

Yesterday, we found a ton of aluminum siding for our tubular fort. Frankie said we should use them to make a new hot tub, but I'd rather build water balloon cannons. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.