We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my kidney was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Tyler called me a geek. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the Jai Alai team when he was in school, the jerk.

Charlie Capulet keeps talking about remixing catfish. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is trading sweaters. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

There's a new afterschool club for selling matchbook covers. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Fiona Nicholson is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.