Howdy, Pardner!

I just started this cool new hobby: selling ships in a bottle. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Exploits of Emil and the Sepia Raiders, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his larynx punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Another!