They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Rise of the Witch Witch. Regan Phillips is gonna be playing Princess Ashleigh'ellas, so if I got to be Reed'uil I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid mongoose, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Chocolate Peanut Orbs, Wasabi Sugar Drops, or Salted Celery Whips. (Tommy McCarty says it's Exploding Razzleberry Sticks. Ha ha yeah right!)