My dad's trying to get me into trading Lucky Surprise Eggs, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be building iron filings.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room sepia. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my World of Ridge 10 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amethyst Mount before all this happened!