There's a new afterschool club for tanning stamps. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Morgan Maldonado is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old forest off of Gallagher Street. My friend Willy says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-zombie, and I'm gonna catch it!