Me and Ronnie and Margie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our radical fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

I heard that all the cool kids over there are remixing catfish. I think it sounds a little awesome, but maybe I'll give it a try.