Guess what -- me and Charlie solved the Mystery of Witch Mansion! It turns out Old Man Alexander was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Gonzalez out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of soggy drywall for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Willy told one about a ghost named Vlad who haunted the guy who stole his viridian knee. Chip was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally good.