Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 1.5-13 of Pokemann Road 5. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

Yesterday, we found a ton of stolen cinderblocks for our awesome fort. Chip said we should use them to make a new boiler room, but I'd rather build a hair-seeking bubblegum cannon. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.