We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my brain was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Disraeli called me a Poindexter. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the racketball team when he was in school, the jerk.

Today we were sitting around the fort and Timmy said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Benny pointed out that Big Timmy is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built spider-launchers in case they decide to raid us.