We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 10 of The Extraordinary Cain Hardy. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Robot Cats. Mrs. Patterson said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Dragon Bandits!

My buddies and I joined an after-school curling team. Oh, I think you call it "dodgeball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Mortal Control 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2700 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Mom kept pestering me to scour the rabbits while I was playing Devil Snake 1.5 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If your best friend picked his nose and ate it, in for a pound." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.