Howdy!

My dad's trying to get me into trading lace doilies, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be selling lace doilies.

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 12-8 of Call of Iron 11. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

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