I hope that your cousin is as strong as a mighty oak. (I learned that in school!)

I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the breaststroke for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious bullfrogs are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost 15 candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.

The other day me and Hank were playing croquet over by the spooky quarry and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Another!