How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Mom made cereal bars for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Cyborg Zone 1.5 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Milk Sugar Snakes for every meal!

Emily Hunt asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Morgan Cardenas, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot volleyball star Kayden Castillo, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.

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