Mom made mini-quiches for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Star Duty 2 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Smooth Horehound Twigs for every meal!

So there's this new kid in school, Charlie "Taco" Savage, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Nothing.