We had to dissect a llama stomach in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Matty Cardenas to eat part of it and he totally did.

My buddies and I joined an after-school roller derby team. Oh, I think you call it "foursquare" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Cyborg Warfare 10 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2900 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Lost Joachim and the Sienna Lads, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his vascular system punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.