My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room amber. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Mass Warfare 1.5 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Topaz Mount before all this happened!

Me and Mikey and Mikey are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of old fiberglass insulation, so we're going to use that to make it super-killer.