Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Flour-Dusted Earl Zevon, the Assistant Manager

Hot: Pyrokinetic Diego Garfunkel

Cold: Penguin Noam Montague

Stench: Yuri "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Westinghouse

Spooky: Pippin "Collywobbles" King

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Diego, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Malvolioeri "Chestnutter" Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta buy the TOYBOX. I remembered... the... coat, but I did not hit the radio. Psssst...

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