| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Klatch, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as how they get the cream filling inside the snack cakes. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Pitlick, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of jell-o shots. He told you about the great plague of bears that had beset the entire region of Taintingham, and of the rumor that the evil King Grognard was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. It wasn't a thing until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a beartrap, got attacked by dire dwarves, and got your foot bitten off by a weretiger. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching jerks left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Devil Wizard Shadowwind. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your magic wand into his eye. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil buffoon was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Eggshire.
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