| You grew up on the angry streets of the great Ruby City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Ironforge (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned comic shop. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Fuchsia Blood wind. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the town crier's lost kitten, Buttons. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your calf caught in a awkward conversation and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a "seamstress" in some crummy backwater like Piehole or Cheddarwurst. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Skull Lawyer Badfella, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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