| After the entire village of Cabbagetown was murdered, including your daughter and son, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Bobcat just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Devil Lord Grimtooth, who had poisoned the town's budgie population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more gunslingers than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your elbow intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with hobos, you finally came upon the lair of the Terror Marquis Goldthwait, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your nunchuks, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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