| It was hard growing up as a farmhand's son in the tiny hamlet of Spazmotic, in the land of Goldthwaitia. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) You rode into the city of Hamonrye, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Caribou of Marmosettia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Quirm, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were rocking the house up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a antlion pit and a spiked pit, with a weretiger bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your ankle. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your dagger and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Blood Necromancer Evilthing's army of tattooed dark elves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil smartass into his own antlion pit, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Kilmer.
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