| You always knew that the village of Mondale wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Stanley".) As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Frog just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Knight Baaaal, who had poisoned the town's dog population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were rocking the house until you got attacked by more jerks than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your foot intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gangsters and hobos -- even a shoggoth! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Shadow Warlock Unpleasantor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a spiked pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Shaffly-on-Surrey and claimed your reward.
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