| It was hard growing up as a squire's son in the tiny hamlet of Mudhole, in the land of Hamonrye. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Cavill, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Bobcat, and heard the local town crier talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amethyst Idol of Murderdouble that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It wasn't a thing at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those gunslingers. That carrion crawler picked the total worst time to eat your flail. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a necropolis infested with goblins, you finally came upon the lair of the Dark Necromancer Grognard, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your magic wand, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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