| After your quiet hometown of Cabbagetown was attacked by barbarians and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a town crier like your son wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Deaf Chicken (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned brewery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Pear Dire knife. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Sultan's lost mongoose, Saul. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing a good job at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those dark elves. That shoggoth picked the total worst time to eat your crossbow. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to feed all the sugar glider in your hometown of Deaf Chicken. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Barbarian Grunwold. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your face handed to you.
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