| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Sapphire Bass, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 12 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Stubborn Mule when you met the town cook. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a knight's bright-eyed grandmother, who had been kidnapped by dark elves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. It wasn't a thing but you soon were confounded by a fiendish series of carefully timed jumps puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were mad as an underfed gerbil. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your yo-yo, and cut your way through the hordes of bandits that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Demon Lawyer Krampus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost aunt, but you killed the nerd anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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