| After your quiet hometown of Pittsburgh was attacked by desperados and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a farmhand like your grandfather wanted. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Mondale just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Sorcerer Badfella, who had poisoned the town's banana slug population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a iron maiden and a crocodile's mouth, with a bulette bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your head. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for gnolls, you made your way to the lair of Fire Devil Lord Angertibia and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul lich to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your Greyhawk Army knife and knocked the villain screaming into a beartrap with a well-placed kick to the calf. At last, the treasure was yours!
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