| After the entire village of Phlegm was murdered, including your sister and cousin, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Bafflesbury, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Ironforge, and heard the local "seamstress" talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Morgar that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. Everything was going great until you got attacked by more gangsters than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your face intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your longbow and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Dark Giant Bleedcarve's army of underdeveloped badgers. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil lunatic into his own iron maiden, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Ov'reezy.
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