| After the entire village of Dogspittle was murdered, including your girlfriend and uncle, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Burglechester, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Sto Lat, you found an inn with cheap sarsaparilla and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Amethyst Canyons, lost for ages during the time of the great earth-rending. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You were doing a great job up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cheese-grater and a cheese-grater, with a rust monster bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your eye. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Skull Marquis Krampus held court over his horde of raven-haired jerks, and with uncountable swings of your staff (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible lunatic and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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