| You always knew that the village of Sudoku wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Jethro".) As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Hamlet just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Lord Baaaal, who had poisoned the town's dog population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were doing a awesome job until you dropped your pike in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gypsies showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with skeletons, you finally came upon the lair of the Horror Knight Krampus, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your yo-yo, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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