| Due to a misunderstanding, your daughter enrolled you in Grayhawk Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in card tricks.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Buttole when you met the town barber. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's sexy grandfather, who had been kidnapped by desperados. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your throat intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to sweep all the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig in your hometown of Sudoku. So you kept going, right into the tannery of the evil Warlock Hasslehoff. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your ankle handed to you.
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