| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Sto Lat, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what the last digit of pi is. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Prefectford in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Limberford you heard a town crier shouting about how the the town crier's nubile grandfather had been kidnapped by skeletons, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. Everything was hunky-dory until you dropped your longbow in a cookie jar and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the orphans showed up. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a serf in some crummy backwater like Mudhole or Dropseat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Blood Marquis Xxyrg, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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