| You grew up the son of a seamstress, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never stand on my head again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Farnsworthington, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Emerald Monkey of Lurkmoor, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Sudoku, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were rocking the house but you soon were confounded by a fiendish series of carefully timed jumps puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were crestfallen as an underfed Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Overlord Unpleasantor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your Leatherman, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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