| After your quiet hometown of Ironforge was attacked by desperados and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a farmhand like your dad wanted. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Deaf Chicken just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Barbarian Xxyrg, who had poisoned the town's marmoset population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum but then you wandered into a room totally full of dire dwarves, plus a horse, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your battleaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Grim Knight Dave's army of buxom jocks. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil smartass into his own antlion pit, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Pinehawk.
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