| After the entire village of Molehill was murdered, including your mother and bro', you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Bacon, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Hamlet, you found an inn with cheap micheladas and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Ruby Forests, lost for ages during the time of the great rain of %pluralanimals. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You weren't having any problems but then you wandered into a room totally full of orphans, plus a flesh golem, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for accountants, you made your way to the lair of Blood Necromancer Hasslehoff and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul beholder to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your sack of doorknobs and knocked the villain screaming into a succubus with a well-placed kick to the kidney. At last, the treasure was yours!
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