| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Double or Nothing the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Ceruleanbury Grove Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Xi of Sapphire and could set out to make your fortune. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Madlib, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of barley pop. He told you about the great plague of squirrels that had beset the entire region of Eggshire, and of the rumor that the evil Sorcerer Frazool was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You were doing really well until you dropped your sack of doorknobs in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the accountants showed up. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a town crier in some crummy backwater like Dumpington or Bobcat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Horror Knight Arc'klor, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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