| After the entire village of Foobar was murdered, including your niece and cousin, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Yarbleshire, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Frog, you found an inn with cheap barley pop and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Silver Mountains, lost for ages during the time of the great winnowing. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. Everything was going great but you soon were confounded by a fiendish escort-the-fragile-toddler puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were incensed as an underfed ferret. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Demon Witchlord Baaaal held court over his horde of bright-eyed indigent native tribesmen, and with uncountable swings of your teddy bear (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible butthole and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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