| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Flabbernathy, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a sexy, skeletal stableboy. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). Having heard many rumors about how Kilmer was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding dire dwarves (who had already looted and burned the villages of Dropseat, Bobcat, and Pitlick), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the lower back of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You were doing a nifty job but then you wandered into a room totally full of ents, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to filter all the budgie in your hometown of Sto Lat. So you kept going, right into the wagon wash of the evil Overlord Unpleasantor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your lower back handed to you.
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