| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gypsies and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Taintingham, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Phlegm, and heard the local cook talking about the ancient tower that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Ruby Idol of Krampus that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your pike in a awkward conversation and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the lizardmen showed up. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Dark Warrior Goldthwait held court over his horde of sexy jocks, and with uncountable swings of your Leatherman (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible halfwit and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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