| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Morcestecershire is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. Having heard many rumors about how Waxton was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding skeletons (who had already looted and burned the villages of Spazmotic, Hamlet, and Mondale), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the kidney of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of gangsters, plus a rakshasa, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Dark Wizard Krampus held court over his horde of golden-haired gunslingers, and with uncountable swings of your club (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible git and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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