| After your quiet hometown of Flytrap was attacked by ents and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a midwife like your cousin wanted. In the fiefdom of Hambonia, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Deaf Chicken, you found an inn with cheap lager and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Ruby Oceans, lost for ages during the time of the great fire. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. It wasn't a thing at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those lizardmen. That cockatrice picked the total worst time to eat your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean). However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a midwife in some crummy backwater like Hamlet or Sto Lat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Shadow Sorcerer Badfella, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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