| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Manny, but you grew tired of having to brush the floors and exfoliate the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Bafflesbury in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Burglechester you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Earl of X'tn'ch'roth's raven-haired grandfather had been kidnapped by kobolds, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your neck caught in a spiked pit and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to comb all the Siamese fighting fish in your hometown of Bobcat. So you kept going, right into the granary of the evil Giant Goldthwait. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your eye handed to you.
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