| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Jonas, but you grew tired of having to tidy the floors and feed the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of X'tn'ch'roth, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Madlib, and heard the local cook talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amethyst Idol of Mephistor that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cookie jar and a gelatinous cube, with a flesh golem bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your thigh. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching skeletons left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dragon Necromancer Baaaal. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your longbow into his face. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil assjacket was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Fandanzia.
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