As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Around the Corner the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Wibbleshire Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Upsilon of Ruby and could set out to make your fortune.

You rode into the city of Routh, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Mosquito of Eggshire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Ironforge, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

You were doing really well but you soon were confounded by a fiendish sliding-block puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were furious as an underfed weasel.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a dungeon infested with skeletons, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Overlord Englebert, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your dagger, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:endless flagon of hobgoblin lager
invisible Greyhawk Army knife of telepathy
invisible crossbow of brilliance

Another!