| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gunslingers and raised in a dark and wild forest. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Mondale when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's homely uncle, who had been kidnapped by hobos. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were rocking the house until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a succubus, got attacked by dire dwarves, and got your throat bitten off by a mimic. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's crypt, dispatching accountants left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Evil Giant Baaaal. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your shiv into his foot. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bastard was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Ov'reezy.
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