| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Ferris Wheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Crunkleton Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Tau of Topaz and could set out to make your fortune. As you wandered the back alleys of Buttole (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned horse stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Indigo Crypt blood. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Dauphin's lost ferret, Cuddles. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You weren't having any problems until you got your ankle caught in a gelatinous cube and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to muck out all the ferret in your hometown of Dumpington. So you kept going, right into the ironmongery of the evil Warlock Diablolo. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your bung handed to you.
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