| When you were growing up in the little town of Stubborn Mule, you always wanted to be a mighty Fireman. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Taintingham, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Emerald Tiger of Eggshire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Sudoku, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems but then you wandered into a room totally full of goblins, plus a gazebo, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's pyramid, dispatching skeletons left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Frost Giant Mephistor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your morningstar into his elbow. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil dweeb was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Marmosettia.
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