| You grew up on the twinkly streets of the great Diamond City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. You rode into the city of Fandanzia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Beetle of Schmalbion, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Cheddarwurst, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those gnolls. That eggplant slaad picked the total worst time to eat your magic wand. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Evil Necromancer Badfella held court over his horde of underdeveloped dire dwarves, and with uncountable swings of your knife (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible scrub and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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