| It was hard growing up as a "seamstress"'s son in the tiny hamlet of Spazmotic, in the land of Bluebury Grove. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Deaf Chicken, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of sack. He told you about the great plague of cats that had beset the entire region of Cavill, and of the rumor that the evil Wizard Evilthing was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. At first it was a real breeze, up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cheese-grater and a cheese-grater, with a horse bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your skull. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with tramps, you finally came upon the lair of the Ice Wizard Frazool, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your teddy bear, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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