| You grew up the son of a village idiot, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never hyperventilate again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Bobcat when you met the town midwife. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Poo-bah's comely daughter, who had been kidnapped by thieves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were rocking the house until you got lost in a strip mall -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet sword +1 in a githyanki's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some thieves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the groin. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dark elves and gangsters -- even a bugbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Blood Warlock Mephistor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a awkward conversation with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Waxton and claimed your reward.
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