| After the entire village of Malph was murdered, including your wife and bro', you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. Having heard many rumors about how Ov'reezy was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding desperados (who had already looted and burned the villages of Mondale, Cowpat, and Pitlick), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the arse of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to fend off half a dozen orcs with your knee trapped in a cheese-grater. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the lich showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your entrenching tool and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Death Lawyer Grimtooth's army of buxom gangsters. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil smartass into his own sphere of annihilation, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Marmosettia.
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