| When you were growing up in the little town of Quirm, you always wanted to be a mighty Barbarian. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. As you wandered the back alleys of Dropseat (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned horse stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Beige Crypt raven. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the blacksmith's lost dog, Cutesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was going great until you got lost in a tower -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet spear +1 in a flesh golem's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some goblins into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the groin. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a farmhand in some crummy backwater like Cheddarwurst or Cabbagetown. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Vampire Wizard Thornskull, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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