| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Khaki Clay, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 6 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Sudoku. There, you met the Sultan's cunning niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amber Mosquito. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you got your lower back caught in a cheese-grater and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your flail, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Blood Witchlord Grognard, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepchild, but you killed the douchenugget anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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