| You grew up the son of a bard, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never sit under a waterfall again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. Having heard many rumors about how Ov'reezy was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding orphans (who had already looted and burned the villages of Mondale, Frog, and Frog), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the skull of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got your thigh caught in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless badgers and goblins -- even a horse! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Death Necromancer Dave, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a spiked pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Kilmer and claimed your reward.
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