| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Dumpington, without a cousin or niece to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Klatch. There, you met a fisherman's homely son, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Silver Giraffe. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a spiked pit and a vending machine, with a rust monster bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your calf. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gypsies and orcs -- even a githyanki! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Skull Knight Badfella, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a awkward conversation with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Farnsworthington and claimed your reward.
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