| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Hamonrye, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a sexy, bright-eyed serf. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You headed off into the wild wilderness of Flabbernathy in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Flabbernathy you heard a town crier shouting about how the the village idiot's tattooed aunt had been kidnapped by badgers, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more accountants than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your bung intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless jocks and ents -- even a jade slaad! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Skull Troll Badfella, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a crocodile's mouth with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of X'tn'ch'roth and claimed your reward.
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