| Due to a misunderstanding, your wife enrolled you in Greenhawk Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Claremont, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Mudhole, and heard the local midwife talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Azure Idol of Grimtooth that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You weren't having any problems at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those kobolds. That gazebo picked the total worst time to eat your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean). Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless orcs and hobgoblins -- even a githyanki! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dark Sorcerer Krampus, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a succubus with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Shuntington and claimed your reward.
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