| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Around the World the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Coney Island Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Gamma of Emerald and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Stubborn Mule when you met the town farmhand. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a knight's bright-eyed grandfather, who had been kidnapped by bullywugs. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your shiv in a crocodile's mouth and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the orcs showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with gnolls, you finally came upon the lair of the Black Troll Morgar, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your footaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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