| After the entire village of Dogspittle was murdered, including your aunt and brother, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Nickelodeon, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Piehole, and heard the local bard talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Azure Idol of Ribfibula that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were doing really well until you dropped your yo-yo in a lava pool and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the ents showed up. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your footaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Skull Lawyer Grunwold's army of nubile jerks. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil troll into his own gelatinous cube, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Yarbleshire.
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