| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Walk the Dog the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Zevroozlchester Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Chi of Emerald and could set out to make your fortune. In the fiefdom of Fuliginbury Grove, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Pig-in-a-Poke, you found an inn with cheap tequiza and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Ruby Skies, lost for ages during the time of the great earth-rending. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of jerks, plus a mimic, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to muck out all the ferret in your hometown of Klatch. So you kept going, right into the tallow rending plant of the evil Devil Lord Unpleasantor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your head handed to you.
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