| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of ents and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. You rode into the city of Ov'reezy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Monkey of Taintingham, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Dogspittle, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got attacked by more hobgoblins than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your thigh intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to mop all the Siamese fighting fish in your hometown of Foobar. So you kept going, right into the tannery of the evil Marquis Xxyrg. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your shoulder handed to you.
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