| After the entire village of Deaf Chicken was murdered, including your niece and brother, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Eggshire in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Limberford you heard a town crier shouting about how the a knight's underdeveloped grandmother had been kidnapped by goblins, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those hobos. That lich picked the total worst time to eat your morningstar. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Dragon Overlord Grunwold held court over his horde of half-witted lizardmen, and with uncountable swings of your sack of doorknobs (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible punk and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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