| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Magnoliahawk is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You rode into the city of New Brunswick, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Topaz Puppy of Wibbleshire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those gypsies. That owlbear picked the total worst time to eat your Greyhawk Army knife. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your magic wand and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Grim Overlord Bloodlittle's army of sexy gangsters. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil twit into his own beartrap, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Phleberron.
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