| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Waxton is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You rode into the city of Flabbernathy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Shark of Morcestecershire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of gunslingers, plus a weretiger, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a tavernkeep in some crummy backwater like Bobcat or Phlegm. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Dragon Lawyer Woundforgotten, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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