| Even though you were a squat child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Cowpat was attacked by a horde of Vampire Naked Mole Rats. You got your face handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. You rode into the city of Russethawk, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Bat of Wibbleford, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Mondale, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a sphere of annihilation, got attacked by lizardmen, and got your eye bitten off by a mind flayer. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching gangsters left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Death Marquis Deathancient. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your 10' pole into his thigh. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil douchenugget was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Marmosettia.
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