| Due to a misunderstanding, your daughter enrolled you in Zevroozlchester Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in pulling coins out of ears.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Pig-in-a-Poke, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of barley pop. He told you about the great plague of lions that had beset the entire region of Ov'reezy, and of the rumor that the evil Knight Hasslehoff was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. There was no drama in the LBC until you got lost in a crypt -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet dagger +1 in a horse's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some thieves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the leg. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Knight Xxyrg, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your longbow, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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