| When you were growing up in the little town of Spazmotic, you always wanted to be a mighty Barbarian. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Pitlick. There, you met the village idiot's golden-haired son, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Sapphire Bear. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a succubus, got attacked by barbarians, and got your leg bitten off by a hellhound. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Frost Knight Evilthing held court over his horde of simple accountants, and with uncountable swings of your knife (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible hick and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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