| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Pinwheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Shamablamaroth Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Upsilon of Silver and could set out to make your fortune. You rode into the city of Stoatsford, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Albatross of Ov'reezy, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Cheddarwurst, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was hunky-dory until you got your arm caught in a gelatinous cube and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to clean all the Siamese fighting fish in your hometown of Pig-in-a-Poke. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Necromancer Poisonhammer. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your groin handed to you.
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