After the entire village of Mondale was murdered, including your aunt and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests.

Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cold Crick. There, you met a knight's underdeveloped grandmother, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amethyst Tiger. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it.

It was pretty easy, until you got lost in a tomb -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet bardiche +1 in a mind flayer's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some kobolds into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the leg.

Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching goblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Vampire Warlock Goldthwait. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your morningstar into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil hick was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Zevroozlchester.

Loot:origami "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) of gypsy slaying
+2 elbowpads of goblin control
patriarchal machine of irascibility

Another!