| When you were growing up in the little town of Cabbagetown, you always wanted to be a mighty Barbarian. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Wibbleshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Ferret of Bale, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Sto Lat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was hunky-dory until you got attacked by more goblins than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your shoulder intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your teddy bear and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Evil Troll Unpleasantor's army of underdeveloped jerks. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil troll into his own crocodile's mouth, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Goldthwaitia.
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