| After the entire village of Pig-in-a-Poke was murdered, including your mother and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. Having heard many rumors about how Crunkleton was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding bullywugs (who had already looted and burned the villages of Phlegm, Foobar, and Spazmotic), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the throat of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You were doing a sweet job until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum, got attacked by gypsies, and got your foot bitten off by a shoggoth. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless thieves and thieves -- even a rust monster! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dragon Knight Fireunder, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a swinging razor-sharp pendulum with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Eggshire and claimed your reward.
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