| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Double or Nothing the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Winklesbury Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Omicron of Topaz and could set out to make your fortune. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Bale in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Fandanzia you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Duke of Bacon's fat homie had been kidnapped by hobos, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house until you got your knee caught in a iron maiden and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a necropolis infested with badgers, you finally came upon the lair of the Frost Overlord Weblittle, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your pike, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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