| Even though you were a ugly child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Malph was attacked by a horde of Dragon Rats. You got your knee handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Sudoku. There, you met the Lord of Burblegroat's buxom homie, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amber Puppy. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got lost in a strip mall -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet staff +1 in a shoggoth's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some hobgoblins into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the thigh. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with jocks, you finally came upon the lair of the Horror Overlord Mephistor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your scythe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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