| Due to a misunderstanding, your daughter enrolled you in New Brunswick Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in pulling rabbits out of hats.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You headed off into the wild wilderness of New Brunswick in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Claremont you heard a town crier shouting about how the a farmer's thin half-brother had been kidnapped by hobgoblins, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those dark elves. That bugbear picked the total worst time to eat your teddy bear. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with gypsies, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Witchlord Venomfist, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your footaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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