| It was hard growing up as a squire's son in the tiny hamlet of Dropseat, in the land of Farnsworthington. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) You headed off into the wild wilderness of Flanders in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Cavill you heard a town crier shouting about how the a fisherman's homely stepsister had been kidnapped by barbarians, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a meat grinder and a sphere of annihilation, with a owlbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your foot. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dire dwarves and kobolds -- even a owlbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dragon Warlock Arc'klor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a sphere of annihilation with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Limberford and claimed your reward.
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