| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Clyde, but you grew tired of having to filter the floors and filter the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Reeves, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Bobcat, and heard the local village idiot talking about the ancient strip mall that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Azure Idol of Xxyrg that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It was pretty easy, until you dropped your club in a crocodile's mouth and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobgoblins showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless hobos and jocks -- even a bugbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dragon Devil Lord Crushribs, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a cookie jar with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Zevroozlchester and claimed your reward.
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