I got clobbered at volleyball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Fiorella Robinson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Reed, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day, me and Jack went out to the old haunted factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron knife!