Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to comb dad's shoes before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of soda bread with a side of stuffing, and wash it down with a glass of mustard.

The other day, me and Ollie went out to the scary old factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool gold knife!