I still have to scour the furnace to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Untold Tales of Cain Fear -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Emily came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Joey said she should go hose down her pet hamster instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Maggie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)