I trust your mother is in good health. (That's how my grandmother says I should start letters. Only she calls 'em "missives" -- what's that all about?)

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of leftover fruitcake for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Matty told one about a ghost named Lucien who haunted the guy who stole his mauve skull. Georgie was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally great.

My friends are all going nuts about boycotting wool hats, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Bizarre Adventures of Witch vs. The Space Lads just came out!

Another!