I hope this letter finds you.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room yellow. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Kill Hill 8 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Ruby Mount before all this happened!

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Orange Taffy Twists, Zinc Cinnamon Goldthwaits, or Fruity Hickory Fragments. (Tommy Shaw says it's Smooth Sugar Shrapnel. Ha ha yeah right!)

Another!