I hope this letter finds you well. (My father made me write that.)

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky mansion over by Old Man Lancaster's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat gold watch before we left.

Jenny came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Henry said she should go depilitate her pet tarantula instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Bagitha, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

Another!