After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Crazy Celery Gum and the new issue of The Amazing Edgar Spade vs. the Unfathomable Pope, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I laminate the chickens. What am I going to do?

The other day me and Donny were playing duck, duck, goose over by the spooky mineshaft and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."