I still have to laminate dad's feet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Startling Tales of Cliff Blood -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day me and Vinnie were playing Jai Alai over by the haunted mansion and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."