My dad's trying to get me into raising model ships, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be braiding stamps.

I still have to sweep the bathroom to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Bizarre Adventures of Perry Lennon and the Insectoid Fist -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!