| Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.) Mom made hamburger rolls for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Evil Galaxy 7 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Saltwater Fudge Orbs for every meal! Yesterday we went exploring in the haunted forest over by Old Man Montgomery's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat gold watch before we left. |