I still have to laminate my room to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Two-Fisted Ryan Westinghouse and the Pistol-Packing Mystery -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day me and Johnny were playing roller derby over by the condemned factory and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."