The other day, me and Tommy went out to the spooky cave by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry bullies, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool antique knife!

Freddy Shannahan keeps talking about raising ships in a bottle. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is raising catfish. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!