Today we were sitting around the fort and Bobby said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Charlie pointed out that Big Ricky is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built an iron portcullis in case they decide to raid us.

Timmy McDurkee keeps talking about raising sweaters. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is sketching chickens. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!