Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 9-9 of Gears of Creed 3. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

That big bully Marky Johnson took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Further Adventures of Dennis Noir and the Ancient Owls today. I hate him so much! Mr. McDonald says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his groin in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some os-fu lessons.