How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

The other day I was exploring out by the old scary old factory off of Nicholson Street. My friend Henry says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!

Me and Mickey spent a few hours working on our neat tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the bomb shelter and we're working on motion-activated turrets to keep the girls out.

Another!