Coach Gutierrez made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

Me and Bobby and Margie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our nifty fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.