Mom made chitterlings for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Evil Combat 12 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Blistering Coffee Drops for every meal!

Today Mikey Boyer came over after school and I showed him my pet goldfish, Johnny. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Checkers, but what does he know? He named his pet sugar glider Mr. Snuggles, and that's just ridiculous.