Coach Copeland made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with upcycling flowers. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.

My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to run around in circles for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but you can't make him drink." I mean, what does that even mean?