I still have to rake my room to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Alternate-Universe Nick Death -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day me and Jeffy were playing bowling over by the abandoned mansion and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."