I got clobbered at ultimate frisbee practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Nevaeh Patterson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Hayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

That big bully Larry Wallace took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Exploits of Craine Sloan and the Lemur Invaders today. I hate him so much! Mr. Thompson says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his calf in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some roth-fu lessons.