Mom kept pestering me to comb the dog while I was playing Solid Age 8 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Laugh and the world laughs with you, would you do it, too?" I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky cave over by Old Man Rodriguez's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat iron necklace before we left.