Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 4-7 of Splatter Steel 11. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

You'll never guess what my buddy Chip Alston showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for drawing bottle caps. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.