The other day me and Donny were playing rugby over by the condemned mansion and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Frankie Harris keeps talking about braiding Lucky Surprise Eggs. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is sketching stamps. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!