How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Me and Pauly and Marky are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of charred 2x4s, so we're going to use that to make it super-great.

I heard that all the cool kids over there are stealing model airplanes. I think it sounds a little smelly, but maybe I'll give it a try.

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