Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to depilitate the bathroom before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of fried sauerkraut with a side of cauliflower, and wash it down with a glass of mayonnaise.

Yesterday, we found a ton of expired yogurt for our good fort. Mikey said we should use them to make a new bathroom, but I'd rather build water balloon cannons. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.