My friends are all going nuts about selling sweaters, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Spine-Tingling Tales of Giant vs. The Monkey Pope just came out!

Mom made chitterlings for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Dead Snake 8 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Saltwater Sweet Orbs for every meal!