Coach Richardson made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

That big bully Ollie Jackson took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Amazing Franklin Spade and the Lightning Squad today. I hate him so much! Mr. Mitchell says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his calf in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some findel-fu lessons.