My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Extraordinary Elmer and the Olive Lads, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his heart punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky forest over by Old Man Figueroa's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat rusty watch before we left.