Today Georgie Franklin invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird mauve carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled neck bacon. I looked at his collection of stamps and we played a little Space Combat 4, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

The other day, me and Ronnie went out to the condemned forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron protractor!