Me and Freddy and Agatha were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our killer fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

Mickey Isaacson keeps talking about arranging model robots. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is upcycling coins. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!