Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

I still have to laminate the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Spectacular Huckleberry Jones and the Screaming Object -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Guess what -- me and Henry solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Hollow! It turns out Old Man MacDonald was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Valenzuela out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Another!