Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky mineshaft over by Old Man Patterson's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat rusty necklace before we left.

Me and Vinnie and Jimmy are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of charred 2x4s, so we're going to use that to make it super-awesome.

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