Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

All of my friends are getting into boycotting bottlecaps, but I think it's just a fad.

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 3-2 of Call of Hill 15. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

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