Coach Cantrell made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

My buddies and I joined an after-school handball team. Oh, I think you call it "handball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Monkey Road 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3090 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

I still have to shine the chickens to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Incredible Aldous O'Mally and the Reptilian Gang -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!