My buddies and I joined an after-school field hockey team. Oh, I think you call it "hockey" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Assassin's White 5 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2000 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

The other day, me and Georgie went out to the scary old forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty coin!