Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with applying decals to weird vintage postcards. It's pretty hard, but it's definitely more fun than stealing matchbook covers like I was doing before.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Legendary Wemberly and the Aquamarine Pope, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his intestinal tract punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.