I still have to shine my room to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Impossible Adventures of Morgan O'Sullivan and the Ninja Secret -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day me and Billy were playing Hunt the Monopod over by the old scary old quarry and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."