My buddies and I joined an after-school bowling team. Oh, I think you call it "curling" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Monkey Steel 8 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2950 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

The other day I was exploring out by the spooky factory off of Lancaster Street. My friend Chip says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a werewolf-werewolf, and I'm gonna catch it!