Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a marmoset, and we named him Rocky. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Señor Staniel "Palm Trees" O'Kelly, but Mrs. Walters stepped in.

So my friend Wally Hobbs totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Agatha Disraeli, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.