Coach Christensen made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

I heard that all the cool kids over there are arranging model boats. I think it sounds a little sleazy, but maybe I'll give it a try.

My buddies and I joined an after-school lacrosse team. Oh, I think you call it "dodgeball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Gears of Rising 9 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2600 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.