I still have to comb the floor to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Inscrutable Dex Dread -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Me and Chuckie and Jenny were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our good fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.