Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a puppy, and we named him Mr. Cuddleface. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Lord Leonard "Pew-Pew-Pew" McNichols, but Mrs. Lynn stepped in.

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Orange Peppermint Drops and the new issue of Fist-Fighting Huckleberry Payne vs. the Pistol-Packing Armageddon, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I brush my room. Rats.

I still have to depilitate dad's feet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Untold Tales of Mitch Drake -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!