| Ahoy! (That's what I would say if we were on a boat.) Today at school Mrs. Gallagher taught us all about tanning a wrench. I was pretty swell at it. Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with sketching model airplanes. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it. My buddies and I joined an after-school handball team. Oh, I think you call it "Quidditch" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Kill White 9 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3090 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use. |