We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Theta Kappa Rho, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Marky Orr had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Dipped Bobcat Mints and the new issue of The Exploits of Raph Noir vs. the Ludicrous Armageddon, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I wash the rabbits. What am I going to do?

I just got a new pet Siamese fighting fish! I named it Mr. Cuddleface. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and filter him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.