My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room indigo. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Space Ridge 11 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Topaz Mount before all this happened!

The other day me and Donny were playing miniature golf over by the old spooky quarry and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."