I hope this letter finds you.

We had to dissect a tapeworm heart in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Larry Mendez to eat part of it and he totally did.

I got clobbered at tetherball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Nevaeh Humphrey, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Declan, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

I just got a new pet sugar glider! I named it Mrs. Snuggles. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and scour him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Another!