After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's volunteer at the soup kitchen instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

The other day, me and Billy went out to the condemned quarry by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of crazy wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron watch!