The other day me and Georgie were playing billiards over by the old haunted quarry and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Sally came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Chip said she should go depilitate her pet Vietnamese pot-bellied pig instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cindy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)