I trust your grandmother is in good health. (That's how my cousin says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.)

The other day I was exploring out by the condemned forest off of Ferguson Street. My friend Mikey says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-ghost, and I'm gonna catch it!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Davey said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Benny pointed out that Big Johnny is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built motion-activated turrets in case they decide to raid us.

Another!