Mom kept pestering me to brush the toilet while I was playing Space Snake 1.5 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Nothing ventured, cry and you cry alone." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Margie came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Frankie said she should go depilitate her pet tarantula instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Jenny, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)