My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room chartreuse. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Cyborg Pirate 14 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Emerald Mount before all this happened!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Hank said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Jeffy pointed out that Big Johnny is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built motion-activated turrets in case they decide to raid us.