How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Chuckie has been trying to get me into raising catfish for ages, so I gave it a shot. Do people do that over there? You should try it!

Mom kept pestering me to scour my little brother while I was playing Mortal Fantasy 11 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, you'll get a silly answer." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Another!