Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to muck out my room before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of frozen sauerkraut with a side of corn pudding, and wash it down with a glass of egg nog.

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Melon Soy Beans, Swedish Soy Straws, or Radish Razzleberry Jawbreakers. (Charlie Coffey says it's Ultra Radish Krinkles. Ha ha yeah right!)