Today Jack Smith invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird auburn carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled rhubarb. I looked at his collection of rabbits and we played a little Gears of Hill 11, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Fruity Wasabi Krinkles, Spearmint Zinc Bars, or Sweet Cinnamon Sticks. (Vinnie Keller says it's Celery Radish Shards. Ha ha yeah right!)