I still have to brush the chicken coop to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Sergeant Trace Dread -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Yesterday, we found a ton of antique mahogany paneling for our tubular fort. Todd said we should use them to make a new kitchen, but I'd rather build an electrified fence. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.