Mom kept pestering me to shine the chicken coop while I was playing Resident Black 5 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a torture chamber to the awesome tree fort that me and Andy and Donny are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Ashleigh Bartlett that she could come look after the other guys were gone.