My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Marvelous Jonas and the Yellow Lasses, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his heart punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Yesterday we went exploring in the haunted cave over by Old Man Sheppard's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat gold compass before we left.