Today we were sitting around the fort and Hank said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Jeffy pointed out that Big Benny is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a hedge maze in case they decide to raid us.

Jeffy Easthouse keeps talking about arranging dodgeball cards. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is collecting chinchillas. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!