Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

The other day, me and Davey went out to the spooky forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of mean hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian coin!

Me and Pauly and Benny are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of shingles, so we're going to use that to make it super-sweet.

Another!