I still have to wax mom's cuticles to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Bizarre Adventures of Daddy Bush and the Reptilian Patrol -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day, me and Vinnie went out to the scary old forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool gold knife!