Howdy!

We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 11 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Painted Soy Sticks. Oh, well.

Today Davey Rudd invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird magenta carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled neck bacon. I looked at his collection of model trains and we played a little Mind White 10, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

Mom made spareribs for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Call of Rising 11 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Nutty Curry Shrapnel for every meal!

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