Mom kept pestering me to depilitate my little brother while I was playing Zombie Evil 15 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the cat's away, get out of the kitchen." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a boiler room to the awesome tree fort that me and Matty and Matty are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Addison Robinson that she could come look after the other guys were gone.