My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room olive. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Final Effect 1.5 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amethyst Mount before all this happened!

Me and Hank and Jamie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our awesome fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.