Coach Santiago made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's diagram sentences instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room white. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Dead Combat 15 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Azure Mount before all this happened!