I just got a new pet gerbil! I named it Shadow. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and laminate him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

The other day me and Davey were playing duck, duck, goose over by the abandoned forest and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."