Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to tidy the floor before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of pressed french fries with a side of applesauce, and wash it down with a glass of clarified butter.

Me and Marky and Jeffy are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of charred 2x4s, so we're going to use that to make it super-swell.