My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Legend of Terry and the Lavender Mystery, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his heart punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

The other day, me and Todd went out to the haunted cave by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool gold protractor!