I just got a new pet Vietnamese pot-bellied pig! I named it Mr. Cutesworth. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and depilitate him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

The other day, me and Johnny went out to the condemned mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of drunk wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool glass knife!