We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my spleen was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Benedict called me a loser. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the golf team when he was in school, the jerk.

Today Willy Spitzner invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird cream carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled sauerkraut. I looked at his collection of ships in a bottle and we played a little Modern Road 10, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room salmon. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my World of White 2 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Gold Mount before all this happened!