How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Yesterday we went exploring in the haunted mansion over by Old Man Guerrero's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat silver necklace before we left.

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with painting chinchillas. I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty far-out with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.

Another!