We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my liver was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Spitzner called me a lumpy-butt. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the Jai Alai team when he was in school, the jerk.

There's a new afterschool club for protesting iron filings. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Veronica Richmond is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

I still have to exfoliate mom's cuticles to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Sergeant Brock Blood -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!