My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to play hopscotch for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If at first you don't succeed, Hallmark." I mean, what does that even mean?

The other day, me and Benny went out to the haunted mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of mean wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty necklace!