Guess what -- me and Stevie solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Woods! It turns out Old Man Trujillo was dressing up as a ghost to try to trick Mrs. McIntosh out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of soggy drywall for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Freddy told one about a ghost named Raven who haunted the guy who stole his vermilion pancreas. Matty was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally neat.