The other day, me and Tommy went out to the old spooky forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of mean dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool antique knife!

My dad's trying to get me into upcycling catfish, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be remixing iron filings.