Today Jeffy Disraeli invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird taupe carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled asparagus. I looked at his collection of ships in a bottle and we played a little Cyborg Zone 11, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Nutty Honey Logs, Super Chocolate Bears, or Basted Lemon Fragments. (Stevie Williamson says it's Painted Bobcat Jewels. Ha ha yeah right!)