Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

I still have to laminate the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Spectacular Huckleberry Jones and the Screaming Object -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Guess what -- me and Henry solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Hollow! It turns out Old Man MacDonald was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Valenzuela out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.