I hope this letter finds you well. (I thought it would be funny to say that.)

Today Jimmy Dunn invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird teal carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled eggplant. I looked at his collection of weird vintage postcards and we played a little Assassin's Punk 6, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

Guess what -- me and Woody solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Woods! It turns out Old Man Sheppard was dressing up as a ghost to try to trick Mrs. Galloway out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Another!