The other day I was exploring out by the scary old mineshaft off of McFarland Street. My friend Woody says there's a vampire out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-zombie, and I'm gonna catch it!

Me and Mikey and Chip are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of barbed wire, so we're going to use that to make it super-sweet.