The other day me and Vinnie were playing basketball over by the haunted forest and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

My dad's trying to get me into selling model airplanes, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be upcycling model boats.