We had to dissect an eel kidney in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Andy Holder to eat part of it and he totally did.

Me and Todd and Bagitha were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our wicked fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.