I just got a new pet goldfish! I named it Snuggles. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and depilitate him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Me and Freddy and Georgie are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of stolen cinderblocks, so we're going to use that to make it super-neat.