I just got a new pet sugar glider! I named it Mr. Snuggles. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and filter him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

So there's this new kid in school, Chip "Laser Beams" Pruitt, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Moog.