Coach Roberson made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

So my friend Tommy Gutierrez totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Cammy Wilson, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.