I hope your animals are well-groomed. (My father made me write that.)

My buddies and I joined an after-school rugby team. Oh, I think you call it "baseball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Kill Island 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2200 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Sally Berger asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Riley Castaneda, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot tetherball star Hayden Jacobson, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.

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