I hope your animals are well-groomed. (My cousin made me write that.)

The other day I was exploring out by the condemned mansion off of Hamilton Street. My friend Joey says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!

Abby came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Billy said she should go mop her pet puppy instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Sally, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

Another!