Mom kept pestering me to depilitate the windows while I was playing Pokemann Evil 8 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the cat's away, every problem looks like a nail." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

The other day me and Frankie were playing soccer over by the old haunted mineshaft and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."