We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 14 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Burning Root Beer Fragments. Oh, well.

My buddies and I joined an after-school ultimate frisbee team. Oh, I think you call it "Jai Alai" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Mind Galaxy 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3000 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Mom made bundt cake for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Zombie Iron 4 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Gooey Sour Saucers for every meal!