Stevie Nicholson keeps talking about braiding model robots. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is collecting catfish. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

Mom made onion rings for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Assassin's Snake 11 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Basted Corn Lumps for every meal!