We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Chi Lambda Psi, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Davey Morrow had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

My buddies and I joined an after-school badminton team. Oh, I think you call it "ultimate frisbee" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Dragon Hill 11 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2700 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

I still have to brush my little sister to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Legendary Biff Fear -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!