Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Accusin' Victor, the Waterproof Man

Hot: Chrysler "99.9 Fahrenheit Degrees" Rutgers

Cold: Todd Clark, the Polar Hobo

Stench: Week-Old Meat Agamemnon, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Eerie Ogilvy "Creepy Jim" Nelson

Sleazy: Clyde Benedict, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Gingerbread Hilarydir Nutcracker, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: CAN'T find it. Can't find the trolley. Watch out!... I know Old Man McDurkee.

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