Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Beef-or-Chicken Earl White

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Archie Martin

Cold: Penguin Malvolio, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Dungheap Perry, the Methane Man

Spooky: Lewis "Boneyard" Smith, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: Archie Isaacson, the Liplickin' Perv

Crimbo: Zaxxonbimbor "Sweet Tooth" Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Do... you know Napoleon? I ate the cup of coffee, but I did not dance with the shirt.

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