Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Orphaned Raphael Thompson, the Hobo With Good Credit

Hot: Perry O'Sullivan, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Iceberg Duncan Lee

Stench: Aldous "Garlic Press" King

Spooky: Dookie Reagan, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Uncensored Newton Noriega, the Dapper Dan Man

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Cliveellas, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for The Pope. Don't be a watermelon. Growl...

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