Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Self-Taught-Guitarist Zachary Huxtable

Hot: Mikhail "Trashfire" Wilson

Cold: Theodore "Yeti-Boy" Easthouse

Stench: Paper-Mill Jake, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Cemetery-Skulkin' Vincent "Mass-Murderin'" Mack

Sleazy: Grant Stipe, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Steveborn "Gumdrop" Ribbonwinder, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find THE window. Napoleon, Napoleon, buy the... eggs. Psssst...

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