Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Leonard "Fast Fingers" Shannahan, the Sexual Elf

Hot: Brimstone Walter Waldorf, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Icicle Clarence "Mr. Freeze" Shafer

Stench: Rotting-Arms Elmer "Sardine-Breath" Reagan, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: Ricky "Golgotha" Hathaway

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Travis, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Vincention Topspinner, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Avoid the boxcar, avoid the boxcar. Watch out!... I know... Papa.

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