Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nancified Eustace Cooper

Hot: Thanatos "The Torch" Wilson, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Roy, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Stinky Jonas "No Soap, Thank You" Sullivan, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Clarence "Mass-Murderin'" Harris

Sleazy: Conway "Trans-Fat" Mack

Crimbo: Yancyuvel Stockingstuffer, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Carl Robinson? Radios in the campfire.

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