Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Victor "Powderpuff" Disraeli

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Cholly, the Heatstroke Kid

Cold: Elizabeth Taylor, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Nauseatin' Carl, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Soulless Cholly "Ghoulicious" Nite

Sleazy: Risque John, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Shortyuil "Silver Bells" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... How many windows. Do... you know Mama?

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