Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ragweed-Allergic Leonard Bush

Hot: Steam Vent Victor "Blisterin'" Westinghouse

Cold: Harold "Ice Storm" Isaacson, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Stinky Ol' Bill "Sulfur-Eatin'" Young

Spooky: Alistair "Soulless" Moore

Sleazy: Grabby Simon Sullivan, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: Haroldos Sauerkraut, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Grandpa? Old MAN Miller, Old Man Miller, remember the bench.

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