Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: T. J. Pennington, the Spiral-Cut Ham

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Harold Thompson

Cold: Icicle Clancy Thomas

Stench: Thad "Flatulator" O'Sullivan

Spooky: Sven "Reaperman" Rudd

Sleazy: Greased Leonard Rutgers

Crimbo: Martineri "Calendar Adventurer" Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: It's... Napoleon, Napoleon is... I know... Grumble... RANDY Shafer, Randy SHAFER, watch... the... motorcycles.

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