Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Balloonpopper Curly Capulet

Hot: Brimstone John "Smolderin' Doug" Symington

Cold: Dennis Brooks, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Midden Cholly "Musty" Walker

Spooky: Wes Craven's Ed Thompson

Sleazy: Peepin' Shorty Dunn

Crimbo: Good King Freddybor "Swoot Teeth" Teddystuffer, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... my wallpaper? One time... MUSHROOM, train, mushroom. I know...

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