Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Oft-Quoted Joey Zevon, Who Isn't Right in the Head

Hot: B. J. Paulson, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Glacier Wemberly Meadows

Stench: Infected Jocko Hall

Spooky: Spooky Randy, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Manny "Lingering Hug" Hall, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Louisellas Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Shhhhhh... Clubs IN the train. Mumble... NEWSPAPERS. newspapers in the pork chop.

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