Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bell's-Palsy Leroy "Winky" Jones

Hot: Del Cooper, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Del Goldthwait

Stench: Old Milk Del, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser

Spooky: Ghostly Woody "Creepy Jim" Dunn

Sleazy: Cletus McDurkee, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Pontiusorm, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the TOYBOX. Uncle... Garrett's gonna be... mad. I bought the weightlifter, but... I did NOT pinch the toybox.

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