Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Buck Goldthwait, the San Francisco Treat

Hot: Napalm Dmitry Mack

Cold: Chilly Larry, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Bad Smellin' Curly, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Nightmare Stanley, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Quinn Roosevelt, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Mickeyion Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Careful... Napoleon gave me A toast once. Uncle TUCKER?

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