Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Food-Eating Chrysler "Chicken Sandwich" Lennon, the Pirate

Hot: Eddie "Fireworks" Garfield

Cold: Arctic Zachary Reynolds

Stench: Midden Dale Garfunkel, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Noah "Reaperman" Belvedere

Sleazy: Wilbur "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Shatner

Crimbo: Tomasras "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Turkeyblaster, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: LOST... the desks. Mama's gonna be... mad. Mumble mumble... Vinnie Sanford gave me a window... once.

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