Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Charlie "Margarine" Lewis

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Paul, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Manny Mott, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Carl "Potent Joe" O'Reilly

Spooky: Bony Franklin Walker

Sleazy: Stanley "Flagrant Jim" Lewis

Crimbo: Shekkyfindel Turkeyblaster, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many circus. Banana, banana, circus.

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