Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Microfiche Quinn, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

Hot: Thousand-Suns Sven Goldthwait

Cold: Glenn Johnson, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Fritz "Stinkyfeet" Walker

Spooky: Putrescent Willard, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Frederick "Lingering Hug" Brown

Crimbo: Claudiusien Turkeybaster, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Eggs... in the shirt. Chair?

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