Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ponytail Giancarlo Franklin

Hot: Jack "Burn Ward" Cartwright, the Brimstone Bumpkin

Cold: Icecubes Edgar "Chatterin'" Martin, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Roy Moore, the Filthy

Spooky: Hubie "Boo" Woodward, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Morris, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Good King Joachimuil, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta forget the egg. Psssst... Forget the CHAIR, forget the chair.

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