Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stunted Chuck, the Future of Hoboing

Hot: Uther "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Jackson

Cold: Ulrich Waldorf, the Cold Miser

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon T. J. Bush

Spooky: Louis McDurkee, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Off-Color Earl, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Good King Eduvel, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the shirt. Can't find... IT. Can't find the wallpaper. Brrrrr...

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