| Normal: Todd "The Slug" Romero Hot: Scorchmarks Moe, the Man Who Burns Like Burning Cold: Zachary Adams, the Iceman who Cometh Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Manuel, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably Spooky: Judas Rutgers, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains Sleazy: Risque Clarence, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker Crimbo: Morrislas Giftwrapper, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Mrs. Symington? Coat, pocketknife, COAT. |