| After the entire village of Hamlet was murdered, including your aunt and grandpa, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Routh in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Burblegroat you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Lord of Wibbleshire's raven-haired roommate had been kidnapped by gunslingers, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a crocodile's mouth and a antlion pit, with a flesh golem bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your giblets. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a squire in some crummy backwater like Piehole or Malph. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Terror Giant Terrormaster, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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