| Even though you were a simple child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Sudoku was attacked by a horde of Horror Rats. You got your shoulder handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Molehill just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Overlord Morgar, who had poisoned the town's gerbil population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. It wasn't a thing but you soon were confounded by a fiendish tower constructing puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were mad as an underfed earwig. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a milkmaid in some crummy backwater like Spazmotic or Phlegm. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Blood Lawyer Englebert, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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