| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Pitlick, without a son or niece to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. As you wandered the back alleys of Stubborn Mule (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tannery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Buff Dark blood. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the village idiot's lost goldfish, Snugglesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your shillelagh in a lava pool and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gangsters showed up. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your 10' pole and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Horror Wizard Morgar's army of half-witted orphans. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil bastard into his own lava pool, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Bale.
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