| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Flying Saucer the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Gallston Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Pi of Sapphire and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Sto Lat when you met the town squire. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Poo-bah's sexy son, who had been kidnapped by thieves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got your throat caught in a antlion pit and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Devil Necromancer Darkwind held court over his horde of skeletal gypsies, and with uncountable swings of your shiv (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible tool and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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