| When you were growing up in the little town of Bobcat, you always wanted to be a mighty Astronaut. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Madlib when you met the town stableboy. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's red-headed stepsister, who had been kidnapped by gypsies. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. Everything was going great until you dropped your knife in a sphere of annihilation and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the jocks showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your handaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of gangsters that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Sorcerer Arc'klor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost daughter, but you killed the wuss anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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