Even though you were a bright-eyed child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Cold Crick was attacked by a horde of Blood Hawks. You got your thigh handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight.

You rode into the city of Ov'reezy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Cougar of Waxtoff, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Flytrap, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of bullywugs, plus a cockatrice, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though.

But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to comb all the guinea pig in your hometown of Flytrap. So you kept going, right into the tallow rending plant of the evil Knight Arc'klor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your ear handed to you.

Loot:endless flagon of gunslinger jell-o shots
endless flagon of indigent native tribesman jell-o shots
+2 scythe of lizardman slaying

Another!