| Due to a misunderstanding, your grandma enrolled you in Shaffly-on-Surrey Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As you wandered the back alleys of Pitlick (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tannery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Flax Blood wyrm. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the barman's lost weasel, Woogie. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was hunky-dory up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a vending machine and a beartrap, with a cockatrice bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your elbow. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to exfoliate all the ferret in your hometown of Dropseat. So you kept going, right into the belfry of the evil Warrior Mephistor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your eye handed to you.
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