| When you were growing up in the little town of Sto Lat, you always wanted to be a mighty Ninja. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Cabbagetown just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Marquis Hasslehoff, who had poisoned the town's hamster population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. There was no drama in the LBC at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those lizardmen. That owlbear picked the total worst time to eat your handaxe. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for dark elves, you made your way to the lair of Terror Lord Bloodglow and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul beholder to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your battleaxe and knocked the villain screaming into a succubus with a well-placed kick to the groin. At last, the treasure was yours!
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