| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Ferris Wheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Ivoryhawk Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Zeta of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. You rode into the city of Waltermatthau, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Topaz Lizard of Prefectford, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Morpork, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cookie jar and a antlion pit, with a owlbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your arm. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to wax all the parakeet in your hometown of Cabbagetown. So you kept going, right into the haberdashery of the evil Witchlord Grognard. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your eye handed to you.
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