| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Burglechester is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Ov'reezy in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Shamablamaroth you heard a town crier shouting about how the the town crier's golden-haired niece had been kidnapped by thieves, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You had a good handle on it until you dropped your halberd in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the skeletons showed up. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your 10' pole and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Frost Barbarian Evilthing's army of quarter-witted gangsters. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil hayseed into his own lava pool, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Goldthwaitia.
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