| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Mudhole, without a father or aunt to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Whacking when you met the town town crier. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Dauphin's skeletal homie, who had been kidnapped by thieves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing a radical job at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those gangsters. That mimic picked the total worst time to eat your brass knuckles. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Devil Barbarian Dave held court over his horde of nubile desperados, and with uncountable swings of your magic wand (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible asshat and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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