| After your quiet hometown of Dropseat was attacked by goblins and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a "seamstress" like your son wanted. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Shamablamaroth in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Nickelodeon you heard a town crier shouting about how the a charwoman's drunken niece had been kidnapped by barbarians, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing a cool job but you soon were confounded by a fiendish series of carefully timed jumps puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were infuriated as an underfed mongoose. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your crossbow, and cut your way through the hordes of accountants that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Horror Troll Evilthing, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost aunt, but you killed the tool anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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