| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Johnny, but you grew tired of having to wash the floors and sweep the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. You rode into the city of Glameroth, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Mosquito of Pinochle, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tower near the village of Spazmotic, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a meat grinder, got attacked by kobolds, and got your ear bitten off by a gazebo. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching hobos left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Skull Wizard Morgar. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your Leatherman into his shoulder. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil gimp was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Hamonrye.
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