| Due to a misunderstanding, your grandma enrolled you in Hamonrye Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in pulling coins out of ears.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Yarbleshire, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Cabbagetown, and heard the local "seamstress" talking about the ancient dungeon that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Ruby Idol of Badfella that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your handaxe in a vending machine and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the badgers showed up. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Horror Giant Mephistor held court over his horde of drunken tramps, and with uncountable swings of your knife (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible moron and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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