| After the entire village of Deaf Chicken was murdered, including your aunt and uncle, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You rode into the city of Phleberron, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Eagle of Zevroozlchester, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Piehole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a vending machine, got attacked by gnolls, and got your arse bitten off by a vermilion slaad. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a blacksmith in some crummy backwater like Morpork or Hamlet. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Ice Devil Lord Darkside, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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