| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of goblins and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Ironforge (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned owlry. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Ruby Fear bane. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Earl of Wibbleshire's lost goldfish, Max. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing really well until you dropped your club in a beartrap and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the badgers showed up. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching barbarians left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dark Overlord Grunwold. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your Leatherman into his arm. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil scrub was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Goldthwaitia.
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