| When you were growing up in the little town of Madlib, you always wanted to be a mighty Sorcerer. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Hambonia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Kitten of Llewllamarall, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Cold Crick, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was hunky-dory until you had to fend off half a dozen ents with your thigh trapped in a iron maiden. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the rust monster showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to wax all the boa constrictor in your hometown of Rusty Nail. So you kept going, right into the smithy of the evil Necromancer Goldthwait. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your head handed to you.
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