| After your quiet hometown of Morpork was attacked by dire dwarves and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a cook like your grandfather wanted. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Quirm, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of sack. He told you about the great plague of fish that had beset the entire region of Glameroth, and of the rumor that the evil Barbarian Xxyrg was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. Everything was going great up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a crocodile's mouth and a crocodile's mouth, with a roper bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your leg. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a necropolis infested with accountants, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Witchlord Arc'klor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your flail, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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