| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Ferris Wheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Flabbernathy Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Iota of Gold and could set out to make your fortune. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Shamablamaroth in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Wibbleford you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Earl of Hambonia's nubile second cousin had been kidnapped by orphans, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house until you dropped your mace in a vending machine and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gnolls showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with bandits, you finally came upon the lair of the Devil Necromancer Talontiger, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your spoon, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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