| After the entire village of Piehole was murdered, including your mom and son, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Farc'b'n, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Pig-in-a-Poke, and heard the local tavernkeep talking about the ancient crypt that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Grinderlion that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were doing a radical job until you had to fend off half a dozen barbarians with your face trapped in a iron maiden. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the rakshasa showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your shillelagh and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Devil Lord Baaaal's army of buxom gypsies. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil wierdo into his own antlion pit, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Glameroth.
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