| After the entire village of Stubborn Mule was murdered, including your mother and grandpa, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Hambonia in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Waxton you heard a town crier shouting about how the an inkeeper's fat second cousin had been kidnapped by thieves, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of badgers, plus a weretiger, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a cook in some crummy backwater like Cabbagetown or Mondale. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Black Warlock Dave, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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