| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gypsies and raised in a dark and wild forest. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Hamlet (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tallow rending plant. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Fallow Black wind. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Sultan's lost dog, Mrs. Cuddlesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a crocodile's mouth, got attacked by goblins, and got your foot bitten off by a rust monster. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's ruin, dispatching gnolls left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Devil Warrior Grimtooth. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your sword into his throat. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bastard was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Waltermatthau.
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