| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for grilled deep-fried broccoli was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Ironforge, so you became a professional Thief instead. You rode into the city of Schmalbion, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Polar bear of Farc'b'n, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Rusty Nail, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing until you got lost in a crypt -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet halberd +1 in a gazebo's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some badgers into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the eye. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Death Wizard Blackfist held court over his horde of underdeveloped gypsies, and with uncountable swings of your dagger (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible airhead and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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