| You grew up the son of a serf, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never run around in circles again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Waxtoff in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Zevroozlchester you heard a town crier shouting about how the a fisherman's underdeveloped aunt had been kidnapped by kobolds, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. Everything was going great until you got attacked by more orcs than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your neck intact! However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a town crier in some crummy backwater like Spazmotic or Pitlick. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Grim Knight Boneglow, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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