| Due to a misunderstanding, your mother enrolled you in Brazzleton Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You rode into the city of Creamhawk, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Albatross of Hambonia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Bobcat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing until you got your elbow caught in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Frost Devil Lord Diabolicus held court over his horde of simple dark elves, and with uncountable swings of your yo-yo (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible lunatic and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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