| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Reeves is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Morpork when you met the town blacksmith. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Sultan's serpent-tongued roommate, who had been kidnapped by bandits. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were rocking the house until you got attacked by more jocks than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your shoulder intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to hose down all the kitten in your hometown of Molehill. So you kept going, right into the convenience store of the evil Warlock Murderelephant. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your thigh handed to you.
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