| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Hamonrye, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a half-witted, ugly seamstress. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Crunkleton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Kitten of Shaffly-on-Surrey, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Quirm, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great but you soon were confounded by a fiendish statue-pushing puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were angry as an underfed budgie. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your spear, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Terror Barbarian Mawpuppy, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost cousin, but you killed the pissant anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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