| After your quiet hometown of Morpork was attacked by hobos and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a chambermaid like your brother wanted. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Phlegm when you met the town stableboy. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Marquis of Goldthwaitia's half-witted aunt, who had been kidnapped by orphans. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of skeletons, plus a rust monster, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless hobos and thieves -- even a owlbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Frost Devil Lord Xxyrg, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a gelatinous cube with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Routh and claimed your reward.
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