| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for diced tortilla chips was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Bobcat, so you became a professional Thief instead. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Shamablamaroth, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Madlib, and heard the local chambermaid talking about the ancient tower that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Diamond Idol of Mephistor that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a awkward conversation, got attacked by jerks, and got your kidney bitten off by a beholder. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Blood Sorcerer Xxyrg held court over his horde of cunning gunslingers, and with uncountable swings of your Greyhawk Army knife (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible wierdo and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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