| When you were growing up in the little town of Sto Lat, you always wanted to be a mighty Astronaut. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Morpork when you met the town milkmaid. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a farmer's skeletal grandfather, who had been kidnapped by hobgoblins. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. At first it was a real breeze, up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a iron maiden and a succubus, with a hellhound bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your eye. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with gangsters, you finally came upon the lair of the Shadow Sorcerer Dave, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your footaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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