| After the entire village of Morpork was murdered, including your daughter and nephew, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Waxtoff, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Malph, you found an inn with cheap firewater and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Sapphire Plains, lost for ages during the time of the great Magenta Wars. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You had a good handle on it until you had to fend off half a dozen gnolls with your throat trapped in a gelatinous cube. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the bulette showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your battleaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Horror Lawyer Krampus's army of fat gunslingers. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil dweeb into his own crocodile's mouth, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Pinochle.
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