| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Ironforge, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what sausages are made out of. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. As you wandered the back alleys of Frog (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned wagon wash. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Magnolia Dusk knife. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Earl of Goldthwaitia's lost dog, Mrs. Cuddles. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were rocking the house until you got lost in a sewer -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet bardiche +1 in a hellhound's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some gypsies into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the ear. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Fire Barbarian Shriekcoccyx, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your pike, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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