| After the entire village of Ironforge was murdered, including your mom and son, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. Having heard many rumors about how Morcestecershire was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding orphans (who had already looted and burned the villages of Dumpington, Mudhole, and Rusty Nail), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the leg of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You weren't having any problems until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a lava pool, got attacked by indigent native tribesmen, and got your calf bitten off by a owlbear. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to tidy all the Siamese fighting fish in your hometown of Ironforge. So you kept going, right into the granary of the evil Barbarian Battleancient. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your groin handed to you.
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