| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Pinwheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Cavill Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Alpha of Diamond and could set out to make your fortune. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Winklesbury in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Llewllamarall you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Sultan's bright-eyed stepsister had been kidnapped by skeletons, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You weren't having any problems until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a crocodile's mouth, got attacked by orcs, and got your nipple bitten off by a beholder. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with accountants, you finally came upon the lair of the Grim King Grimtooth, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your crossbow, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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