| When you were growing up in the little town of Cheddarwurst, you always wanted to be a mighty Paladin. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Shuntington, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Pig of Shamablamaroth, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Sudoku, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems until you dropped your footaxe in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobos showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your longbow, and cut your way through the hordes of ents that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Demon Lawyer Diabolicus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost cousin, but you killed the tool anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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