| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gnolls and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Limberford in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Farnsworthington you heard a town crier shouting about how the a farmer's raven-haired aunt had been kidnapped by gnolls, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing really well up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a gelatinous cube and a sphere of annihilation, with a horse bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your thigh. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to exfoliate all the earwig in your hometown of Stubborn Mule. So you kept going, right into the convenience store of the evil Devil Lord Evilthing. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your knee handed to you.
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