| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Liver Bennett, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 7 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Ov'reezy, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Mondale, and heard the local milkmaid talking about the ancient crypt that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Evilthing that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. There was no drama in the LBC until you got your ear caught in a beartrap and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tomb, dispatching hobos left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dark Marquis Mephistor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your teddy bear into his neck. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil buttface was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of X'tn'ch'roth.
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