| After the entire village of Deaf Chicken was murdered, including your daughter and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Bacon in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Waxtoff you heard a town crier shouting about how the the barman's ugly stepsister had been kidnapped by desperados, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house until you had to fend off half a dozen bullywugs with your foot trapped in a awkward conversation. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the githyanki showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your flail and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Black Barbarian Cramelder's army of golden-haired gunslingers. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil douchenugget into his own swinging razor-sharp pendulum, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Gallston.
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