| When you were growing up in the little town of Bobcat, you always wanted to be a mighty Ranger. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Morpork when you met the town town crier. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Poo-bah's golden-haired grandmother, who had been kidnapped by bullywugs. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a cheese-grater, got attacked by bandits, and got your giblets bitten off by a rust monster. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching goblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Ice Devil Lord Grognard. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your knife into his elbow. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil douchebag was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Reeves.
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