| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Around the World the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Hambonia Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Upsilon of Emerald and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Cabbagetown when you met the town milkmaid. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a fisherman's thin cousin, who had been kidnapped by jocks. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. It wasn't a thing until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum, got attacked by gnolls, and got your knee bitten off by a bugbear. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with goblins, you finally came upon the lair of the Black Sorcerer Spitewinder, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your shiv, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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