| You grew up the son of a chambermaid, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never dodge rocks she throws from the window again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Keaton, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Bobcat, and heard the local barber talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amber Idol of Frazool that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. Everything was hunky-dory until you got lost in a tomb -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet magic wand +1 in a githyanki's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some bullywugs into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the nipple. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your halberd and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Fire Wizard Diabolicus's army of serpent-tongued dark elves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttmunch into his own lava pool, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Fandanzia.
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