| You grew up the son of a town crier, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never hyperventilate again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. Having heard many rumors about how Brazzleton was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding tramps (who had already looted and burned the villages of Madlib, Deaf Chicken, and Pitlick), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the kidney of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. There was no drama in the LBC until you got your neck caught in a sphere of annihilation and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching lizardmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Horror King Morgar. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your longbow into his throat. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bozo was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Ov'reezy.
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