| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Hooloovoohawk Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Buttole when you met the town tavernkeep. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a farmer's sexy son, who had been kidnapped by jerks. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You weren't having any problems until you got your nipple caught in a spiked pit and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your scythe, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Horror Lawyer Slicespirit, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost roommate, but you killed the lunatic anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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