| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for parboiled deviled eggs was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Molehill, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Waxton in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Bafflesbury you heard a town crier shouting about how the the barman's thin cousin had been kidnapped by orphans, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of jocks, plus a gazebo, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's pyramid, dispatching gunslingers left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Blood Knight Dave. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your bardiche into his skull. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil rat was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Blurstishire.
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