| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Nickelodeon, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a underdeveloped, sexy "seamstress". You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Flabbernathy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Topaz Raccoon of New Brunswick, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Cold Crick, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it until you had to fend off half a dozen jerks with your solar plexus trapped in a gelatinous cube. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the rakshasa showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching lizardmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Death Knight Ribsun. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your staff into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bastard was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Waxtoff.
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