| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for parboiled fried pig knuckles was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Flytrap, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Fandanzia in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Blurstishire you heard a town crier shouting about how the an inkeeper's quarter-witted daughter had been kidnapped by jerks, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing really well but you soon were confounded by a fiendish mine crafting puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were annoyed as an underfed tarantula. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your flail and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Dark Warrior Xxyrg's army of skeletal ents. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttface into his own beartrap, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Cavill.
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