| When you were growing up in the little town of Mondale, you always wanted to be a mighty Sorcerer. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Ironforge just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Warrior Dave, who had poisoned the town's kitten population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were doing a good job until you got attacked by more indigent native tribesmen than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your kidney intact! You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for kobolds, you made your way to the lair of Fire King Baaaal and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul mimic to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your nunchuks and knocked the villain screaming into a sphere of annihilation with a well-placed kick to the leg. At last, the treasure was yours!
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