| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, White McDowell, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 8 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Mondale just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Warrior Diablolo, who had poisoned the town's banana slug population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were rocking the house up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a meat grinder and a iron maiden, with a githyanki bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your face. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for dark elves, you made your way to the lair of Evil Warrior Baaaal and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul bugbear to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your staff and knocked the villain screaming into a meat grinder with a well-placed kick to the ankle. At last, the treasure was yours!
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