| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Bale Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in learning how to deal from the bottom of the deck.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Klatch when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Lord of Asparagushawk's sexy daughter, who had been kidnapped by goblins. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a vending machine, got attacked by skeletons, and got your bung bitten off by a shoggoth. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your handaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of thieves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Evil Wizard Grunwold, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost nephew, but you killed the rat anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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