| You grew up the son of a milkmaid, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never jump up and down again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Wibbleshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Elephant of Flansburgh, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Klatch, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was hunky-dory up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a vending machine and a cheese-grater, with a mind flayer bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your bung. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with skeletons, you finally came upon the lair of the Evil Devil Lord Blackfist, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your shiv, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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