| After your quiet hometown of Hamlet was attacked by gnolls and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your dad wanted. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Hambonia, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Molehill, and heard the local milkmaid talking about the ancient tower that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amber Idol of Goldthwait that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a lava pool and a succubus, with a gazebo bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your groin. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching tramps left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dark Necromancer Frazool. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your nunchuks into his arm. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil hick was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Gallston.
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