| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Indigo Romero, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 7 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Pittsburgh when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the village idiot's bright-eyed daughter, who had been kidnapped by gnolls. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum but you soon were confounded by a fiendish guess-which-of-these-bottles-is-poison puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were agitated as an underfed dog. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your nunchuks, and cut your way through the hordes of lizardmen that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Death Wizard Grunwold, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost daughter, but you killed the smartass anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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