| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Deaf Chicken, without a son or wife to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. As you wandered the back alleys of Sto Lat (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned horse stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Pine Dirge soul. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the town crier's lost rat, Mrs. Cuddles. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You had a good handle on it but then you wandered into a room totally full of gangsters, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your magic wand and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Ice Necromancer Blackfist's army of sexy bullywugs. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil jerk into his own sphere of annihilation, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Lavenderbury Grove.
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