| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Twink, but you grew tired of having to wash the floors and clean the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cowpat. There, you met the Duke of Shuntington's squat roommate, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Albatross. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of accountants, plus a roper, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with gypsies, you finally came upon the lair of the Death Barbarian Badfella, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your 10' pole, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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