| You grew up on the gooshy streets of the great Amber City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Bobcat. There, you met the Dauphin's sexy half-brother, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Bobcat. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You had a good handle on it until you got lost in a crypt -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet Leatherman +1 in a gazebo's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some skeletons into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the skull. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your brass knuckles and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Grim Warrior Unpleasantor's army of bright-eyed dark elves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil twit into his own vending machine, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Ov'reezy.
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