| After the entire village of Deaf Chicken was murdered, including your girlfriend and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Gallston, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Pig-in-a-Poke, you found an inn with cheap zima and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Sapphire Plains, lost for ages during the time of the great winnowing. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You were doing a radical job until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your groin intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your club and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Terror Knight Dave's army of quarter-witted bandits. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil twit into his own sphere of annihilation, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Coney Island.
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