| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Around the World the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Nickelodeon Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Tau of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. You rode into the city of Shaffly-on-Surrey, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Bat of Cavill, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Dogspittle, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing a far-out job until you dropped your Leatherman in a iron maiden and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the indigent native tribesmen showed up. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your magic wand and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Frost Lawyer Grognard's army of nubile thieves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil lunatic into his own gelatinous cube, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of X'tn'ch'roth.
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