| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Dogspittle, without a cousin or mom to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Brazzleton in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Delawhat you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Sultan's ugly grandfather had been kidnapped by accountants, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You had a good handle on it until you dropped your Leatherman in a gelatinous cube and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the orcs showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your mace, and cut your way through the hordes of badgers that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Horror Knight Slicefist, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost aunt, but you killed the wierdo anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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