| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Pig-in-a-Poke, without a grandpa or niece to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Spazmotic when you met the town tavernkeep. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a farmer's bright-eyed stepsister, who had been kidnapped by gangsters. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing really well at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those bandits. That roper picked the total worst time to eat your halberd. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to clean all the kitten in your hometown of Molehill. So you kept going, right into the granary of the evil Warrior Mephistor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your lower back handed to you.
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