| After your quiet hometown of Morpork was attacked by gnolls and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a chambermaid like your grandfather wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Pitlick (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned pig stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Bistre Night stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Sultan's lost guinea pig, Cuddleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing really well until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a succubus, got attacked by goblins, and got your face bitten off by a horse. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Vampire Warrior Ragetibia held court over his horde of serpent-tongued gypsies, and with uncountable swings of your pike (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible creep and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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