| An ancient prophecy foretold of a child born in the city of Prefectford with a coleslaw-shaped birthmark, who would grow up to be the greatest Wizard ever known. You have a birthmark like that, but at first you were only a sort of okay Wizard. Everyone has to start somewhere, I guess. You rode into the city of Zevroozlchester, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Shark of Nickelodeon, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Klatch, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you got attacked by more gypsies than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your ear intact! Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching thieves left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dragon Knight Grimtooth. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your sack of doorknobs into his lower back. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil has-been was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Stoatsford.
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