| After your quiet hometown of Madlib was attacked by orcs and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a seamstress like your bro' wanted. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Molehill, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of barley pop. He told you about the great plague of cats that had beset the entire region of Nickelodeon, and of the rumor that the evil Witchlord Mephistor was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. Everything was going great but then you wandered into a room totally full of skeletons, plus a hellhound, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching indigent native tribesmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Blood Devil Lord Xxyrg. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your knife into his solar plexus. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil creep was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Wibbleshire.
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