| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Buttole, without a grandfather or girlfriend to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Dumpington. There, you met the barman's raven-haired second cousin, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amethyst Elephant. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a cheese-grater, got attacked by bandits, and got your throat bitten off by a rust monster. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Blood Giant Morgar, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your staff, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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