| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Alizarin Osborne, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 12 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Mudhole. There, you met a knight's raven-haired niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Boar. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were doing really well until you got your throat caught in a gelatinous cube and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Horror Devil Lord Hasslehoff, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your longbow, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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