| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Lilac Lee, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 9 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Hamlet, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of honey wine. He told you about the great plague of fish that had beset the entire region of Cavill, and of the rumor that the evil Wizard Xxyrg was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You weren't having any problems until you got lost in a crypt -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet shillelagh +1 in a lich's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some accountants into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the kidney. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your knife, and cut your way through the hordes of kobolds that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Devil Overlord Grognard, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost daughter, but you killed the butthole anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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