| After your quiet hometown of Sto Lat was attacked by ents and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a chambermaid like your son wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Madlib (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned brewery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Amber Drake mist. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Poo-bah's lost boa constrictor, Woogie. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was going great but you soon were confounded by a fiendish series of carefully timed jumps puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were furious as an underfed boa constrictor. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Terror Troll Dave held court over his horde of simple kobolds, and with uncountable swings of your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible punk and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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