| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Stoatsford is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Flanders, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Hamlet, and heard the local bard talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amethyst Idol of Maulfibula that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. At first it was a real breeze, but you soon were confounded by a fiendish rearranging of tiles with pictures of plumbing on them puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were aghast as an underfed cat. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching indigent native tribesmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim King Dragonhammer. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your dagger into his foot. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil spaz was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Phleberron.
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