| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Three Leaf Clover the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Waxton Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Xi of Diamond and could set out to make your fortune. Having heard many rumors about how Claremont was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding gangsters (who had already looted and burned the villages of Sudoku, Quirm, and Pittsburgh), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the leg of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You weren't having any problems until you dropped your spear in a spiked pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the bandits showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a dungeon infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Dragon Lord Grognard, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your crossbow, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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