| After your quiet hometown of Whacking was attacked by bandits and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a "seamstress" like your grandpa wanted. You rode into the city of Ov'reezy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Shark of Burglechester, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Spazmotic, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of bandits, plus a cockatrice, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your teddy bear, and cut your way through the hordes of skeletons that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Demon Witchlord Evilthing, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepsister, but you killed the yokel anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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