| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for whipped baked cucumbers was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Dropseat, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Burglechester in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Waxton you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Dauphin's ugly roommate had been kidnapped by bandits, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You weren't having any problems until you got attacked by more accountants than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your solar plexus intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless skeletons and gypsies -- even a rust monster! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Fire Warrior Arc'klor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a swinging razor-sharp pendulum with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Nickelodeon and claimed your reward.
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