| After your quiet hometown of Sudoku was attacked by desperados and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your uncle wanted. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Stubborn Mule, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of barley wine. He told you about the great plague of dogs that had beset the entire region of Goldthwaitia, and of the rumor that the evil Witchlord Mephistor was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. Everything was going great but you soon were confounded by a fiendish sliding-block puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were exasperated as an underfed cat. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to wax all the banana slug in your hometown of Spazmotic. So you kept going, right into the granary of the evil Sorcerer Demonwind. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your nipple handed to you.
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