| You grew up the son of a barber, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never do somersaults again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Taintingham, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Stork of Ov'reezy, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Sto Lat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you got attacked by more tramps than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your bung intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to filter all the earwig in your hometown of Cowpat. So you kept going, right into the owlry of the evil Warrior Blackfist. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your shoulder handed to you.
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