| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Three Leaf Clover the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Crunkleford Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Chi of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Swampleton, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Pitlick, and heard the local "seamstress" talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Grunwold that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your eye caught in a awkward conversation and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to comb all the gerbil in your hometown of Flytrap. So you kept going, right into the convenience store of the evil Barbarian Xxyrg. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your foot handed to you.
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