| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Wibbleshire is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Sudoku when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Dauphin's sexy roommate, who had been kidnapped by skeletons. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing a cool job until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a gelatinous cube, got attacked by bullywugs, and got your eye bitten off by a weretiger. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a tavernkeep in some crummy backwater like Bobcat or Frog. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Frost Necromancer Grimtooth, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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