| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Reeves Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in learning how to deal from the bottom of the deck.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. Having heard many rumors about how Flanders was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding skeletons (who had already looted and burned the villages of Dumpington, Cowpat, and Mondale), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the kidney of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You were doing a neat job up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a sphere of annihilation and a cookie jar, with a beholder bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your throat. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your bastard sword, and cut your way through the hordes of gunslingers that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Dark Necromancer Krampus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost cousin, but you killed the pig anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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