What's the difference between a can opener and a chair?

Well, one is stupid, and the other is on fire.

That's true, but it wasn't the answer I was thinking of.

FREE WET CLARINET (#613)

A laugh riot! Includes carrying case! Obliterates tough stains and odors!

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EDITOR'S NOTE: These are not funny, because Bazooka comics are not funny.