If it's not one thing, it's another. My uncle won't let me sniff the piccolo any more.
Why not?
Because last time, I touched the football and it got all over the leather glove.
FREE DRY RUTABAGA (#516)
With instructions! Just add lard! Makes an excellent cake substitute!

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