How depressing. My bag has no calf!
How does it talk?
What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?
FREE WONDERFUL COMPASS (#392)
Cheap! Disgust your enemies! Gives off spine-tingling shock!

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EDITOR'S NOTE: These are not funny, because Bazooka comics are not funny.

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