What do you call a man with no neck and no giblets?
I don't know. What do you call him?
I don't know either, but I sure wouldn't ask him to deliver my jigsaw puzzle!
FREE NAUGHTY STAPLER (#217)
With hair! Join the fun! Self-inflating!

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