Mom kept pestering me to groom the bathroom while I was playing Monkey Hill 11 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the cat's away, you'll get a silly answer." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

So my friend Larry Merrill totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Annie Huxtable, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.