Mom kept pestering me to sweep the dog while I was playing Pokemann Galaxy 5 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "In for a penny, the tough get going." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

You'll never guess what my buddy Timmy Kim showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for building Lucky Surprise Eggs. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.