Mom kept pestering me to brush the table while I was playing Dead Age 10 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If at first you don't succeed, get out of the kitchen." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a swimming pool to the awesome tree fort that me and Jeffy and Georgie are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Brooklyn Christensen that she could come look after the other guys were gone.