Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to exfoliate my little sister before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of cereal bars with a side of cucumbers, and wash it down with a glass of blue milk.

Guess what -- me and Hank solved the Mystery of Sleepy Mansion! It turns out Old Man Whitaker was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. Thompson out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.