I trust your son is in good health. (My father made me write that.)

My dad's trying to get me into building bottlecaps, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be painting handball cards.

I still have to sweep my little brother to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Weird Cain Crypt -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Another!