We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 8 of The Incredible Nick Sloan. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Four-Color Fist. Mrs. Maldonado said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Improbable Mice!

So there's this new kid in school, Jeffy "Kobold Lips" Day, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Twitter.