My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Two-Fisted Johnny and the Cornflower Sorceress, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his appendix punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Me and Hank and Stevie are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of shingles, so we're going to use that to make it super-radical.