My buddies and I joined an after-school badminton team. Oh, I think you call it "field hockey" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Dragon Zone 10 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2250 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Bagitha Levine asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Fiorella Franklin, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot golf star Parker Pennington, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.