Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

All of my friends are getting into protesting bottle caps, but I think it's just a fad.

Mom made croutons for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Space Combat 2 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Ultra Zinc Balls for every meal!

Another!