I got clobbered at rollerball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Ainsleigh Lancaster, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Aloysius, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

So my friend Ricky Hayden totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Jenny Westinghouse, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.