How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

The other day, me and Stevie went out to the condemned cave by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool glass watch!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Donny said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Frankie pointed out that Big Larry is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a boiling oil cauldron in case they decide to raid us.

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