We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 3 of Fightin' Cliff Spade. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Fantastic Patrol. Mrs. Davenport said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Solar Commandos!

There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is Autumn McPherson and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into building bottlecaps? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?