We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 5 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Nutty Wintergreen Jewels. Oh, well.

There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is Ainsleigh Frederick and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into boycotting catfish? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?