Guess what -- me and Marky solved the Mystery of Pirate's Cove! It turns out Old Man Chambers was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Wilkinson out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Me and Joey and Willy are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of razor wire, so we're going to use that to make it super-neat.