I hope your calf has been freshly washed. (My sister made me write that.)

Woody has been trying to get me into painting model ships for ages, so I gave it a shot. I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty awesome with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.

Mom made cocktail weenies for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Final Iron 13 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Hard Soy Frogs for every meal!

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