| I trust your nephew is in good health. (That's a traditional Distant Lands greeting!) The other day I was exploring out by the haunted mineshaft off of Stafford Street. My friend Jack says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a vampire-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it! Yesterday, we found a ton of soggy drywall for our swell fort. Henry said we should use them to make a new disco, but I'd rather build a hedge maze. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week. |