I hope your foot has been freshly washed. (I learned that in school!)

Guess what -- me and Joey solved the Mystery of Deadly Cave! It turns out Old Man Chandler was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. O'Donnell out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

I just started this cool new hobby: boycotting little green army men. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.

Another!