The other day me and Marky were playing Hunt the Monopod over by the condemned mineshaft and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Today we were sitting around the fort and Larry said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Jimmy pointed out that Big Benny is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a boiling oil cauldron in case they decide to raid us.