They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Rise of the Goblin People. Ainsleigh Figueroa is gonna be playing Princess Mackenzie'driel, so if I got to be Logan'bimbor I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid hissing cockroach, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

Today Hank Romero came over after school and I showed him my pet tarantula, Fuzzy. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Knuckles, but what does he know? He named his pet earwig Buttons, and that's just ridiculous.