Henry Wallace keeps talking about arranging little green army men. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is arranging weird vintage postcards. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

I just got a new pet parakeet! I named it Snugglesworth. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and feed him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.