I still have to sweep dad's feet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Fritz Westinghouse and the Unimaginable Beatniks -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day, me and Robby went out to the scary old quarry by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian knife!