We had to dissect a cow vascular system in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Andy Blake to eat part of it and he totally did.

You'll never guess what my buddy Mikey Witt showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for crocheting model trains. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.