| I hope this letter finds you well. (My teacher, Mrs. Ferguson, said to always be polite.) I still have to depilitate the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Weird Mitch Goodman and the Four-Color Ninjas -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue! Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky forest over by Old Man Donaldson's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat rusty compass before we left. |