The other day, me and Ollie went out to the condemned mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool antique ring!

Cindy came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Benny said she should go filter her pet goldfish instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cindy-Lou, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)