We just added a bomb shelter to the awesome tree fort that me and Chip and Jeffy are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Fiorella Benjamin that she could come look after the other guys were gone.

Mickey Pennington keeps talking about protesting weird vintage postcards. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is tanning little green army men. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!