I trust your cousin is in good health. (My uncle made me write that.)

The other day I was exploring out by the haunted forest off of Stevenson Street. My friend Robby says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-werewolf, and I'm gonna catch it!

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with boycotting lace doilies. After a few tries, though, I'm pretty angry with it.

Another!