I still have to tidy the chicken coop to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Extraordinary Diego Cartwright and the Lightning Secret -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old forest off of Carpenter Street. My friend Bobby says there's a mummy out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!