Mom made bundt cake for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Mortal Hill 13 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Crazy Wintergreen Goldthwaits for every meal!

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old cave off of O'Donnell Street. My friend Billy says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a vampire-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!