How are things?

I got clobbered at miniature golf practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Madison Pennington, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Brennen, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

Today Mikey Howard came over after school and I showed him my pet hissing cockroach, Mrs. Cutesworth. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Mrs. Cuddles, but what does he know? He named his pet budgie Snugglesworth, and that's just ridiculous.