I just got a new pet Siamese fighting fish! I named it Cuddlesworth. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and wax him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Today we were sitting around the fort and Marty said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Robby pointed out that Big Ricky is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built an electrified fence in case they decide to raid us.