My friends are all going nuts about braiding iron filings, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Fist-Fighting Sorcerer vs. The Fabulous Fist just came out!

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room golden. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Call of Pirate 4 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Sapphire Mount before all this happened!