The other day me and Matty were playing lacrosse over by the old condemned quarry and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Cammy came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Chip said she should go wax her pet tarantula instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Julie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)