Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to sweep the table before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of mini-quiches with a side of applesauce, and wash it down with a glass of purple stuff.

The other day, me and Jack went out to the spooky factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian ring!