I got clobbered at croquet practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Addison Carpenter, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Aiden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

Yesterday I dared Jeffy Herring to throw a rock at Old Mr. Williams's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.