Today at school Mrs. Cervantes taught us all about collecting a football. I was pretty good at it.

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Super Cherry Lumps and the new issue of The Baffling Tales of Morris Sloan vs. the Quantum Noise, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I groom the chicken coop. Aww, shucks.

Mom made pressed cucumbers for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Pokemann White 10 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Dark Celery Ribbons for every meal!