The other day me and Freddy were playing curling over by the old old abandoned mineshaft and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Me and Pauly and Larry are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of water-damaged acoustical ceiling tiles, so we're going to use that to make it super-great.