Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to brush the bathroom before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of deviled eggs with a side of cinnamon, and wash it down with a glass of mayonnaise.

The other day me and Ronnie were playing field hockey over by the condemned quarry and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."