Coach O'Connor made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Path of the Barbarian Queen. Mackenzie Hendricks is gonna be playing Princess Ashleigh'bor, so if I got to be Cole'ellas I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid banana slug, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room fuchsia. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Modern White 8 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Azure Mount before all this happened!