Mom kept pestering me to tidy the bathroom while I was playing Space White 12 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, try, try again." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

The other day me and Pauly were playing rugby over by the spooky forest and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."