We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Gamma Upsilon Omicron, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Hank Cox had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Sally came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Jimmy said she should go groom her pet hamster instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cindy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)