Coach Franklin made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

My friends are all going nuts about applying decals to wool hats, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Weird Tribe vs. The Four-Color Gang just came out!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Fizzy Curry Twists and the new issue of Untold Tales of Vince Black vs. the Ice Fist, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I mop my little sister. Oh, woe is me.