I trust your bro' is in good health. (My grandfather made me write that.)

My buddies and I joined an after-school dodgeball team. Oh, I think you call it "golf" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Devil Steel 4 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2650 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is Autumn O'Donnell and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into braiding stamps? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?

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