They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Dream of the Goblin Barbarian. Genesis Matthews is gonna be playing Princess Fiorella'findel, so if I got to be Kayden'bor I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid guinea pig, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

So there's this new kid in school, Andy "Orc Pajamas" Scott, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Vegemite.