I got clobbered at football practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Nevaeh Bartlett, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Mason, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day I was exploring out by the old old condemned cave off of Blackburn Street. My friend Joey says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-werewolf, and I'm gonna catch it!