I hope your arse has been freshly washed. (My sister made me write that.)

The other day, me and Pauly went out to the abandoned quarry by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of drunk bullies, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian necklace!

All of my friends are getting into raising flowers, but I think it's just a fad.