My friends are all going nuts about crocheting lace doilies, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Baffling Tales of Barbarian vs. The Monkey Swarm just came out!

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to comb the rabbit hutch before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of processed cheese spread with a side of neck bacon, and wash it down with a glass of dishwater.