I still have to comb the dishes to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Incredible Ace Blood -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Agatha Cain asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Genesis Delacruz, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot Jai Alai star Aloysius Griffith, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.