We had to dissect a tapeworm gall bladder in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Frankie Watts to eat part of it and he totally did.

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of rusty-nail-studded lumber for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Davey told one about a ghost named Alastair who haunted the guy who stole his crimson head. Freddy was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally tubular.