My buddies and I joined an after-school volleyball team. Oh, I think you call it "curling" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Steel Evil 4 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3080 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Guess what -- me and Georgie solved the Mystery of Witch Cove! It turns out Old Man McLaughlin was dressing up as a ghost to try to trick Mrs. Copeland out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.