My friends are all going nuts about arranging weird vintage postcards, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Amazing Wizard vs. The Four-Color Ladies just came out!

Mom made boiled cabbage for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Solid Road 3 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Whirling Chocolate Fish for every meal!