Mom kept pestering me to feed the rabbit hutch while I was playing Monkey Road 3 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Ask a silly question, Hallmark." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

That big bully Vinnie Harris took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Incredible Curly Slade and the Mysterious Noise today. I hate him so much! Mr. Rodriguez says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his lower back in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some dir-fu lessons.