How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my appendix was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Nichols called me a scrofulous varlet. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the field hockey team when he was in school, the jerk.

Me and Benny spent a few hours working on our neat tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the kitchen and we're working on a snake pit to keep the girls out.

Another!