I hope that your uncle is as strong as a mighty oak. (My grandmother made me write that.)

Today Donny Paulson invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird chartreuse carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled rhubarb. I looked at his collection of wool hats and we played a little Dead Creed 8, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

The other day, me and Bobby went out to the haunted cave by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of crazy coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool platinum necklace!

Another!