|Howdy, Pardner! |
Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to wash the table before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of soda crackers with a side of kimchee, and wash it down with a glass of gravy.
Me and Benny and Emily were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our sweet fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.