Yesterday, we found a ton of old manhole covers for our killer fort. Danny said we should use them to make a new secret vault, but I'd rather build a snake pit. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.

Billy Durden keeps talking about tanning chickens. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is upcycling lace doilies. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!