Coach McMillan made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Quest of the Warrior Warrior. Mackenzie Thompson is gonna be playing Princess Autumn'rod, so if I got to be Brennen'findel I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid guinea pig, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

Mom kept pestering me to filter the floor while I was playing Solid Warfare 4 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the going gets tough, get out of the kitchen." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.