Today at school Mrs. Fernandez taught us all about applying decals to a pocketwatch. I was pretty tubular at it.

Today Mickey Melton came over after school and I showed him my pet weasel, Shadow. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Mrs. Woogie, but what does he know? He named his pet parakeet Mrs. Whiskers, and that's just ridiculous.