We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 1.5 of The Marvelous Brock Black. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Pistol-Packing Pope. Mrs. Figueroa said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Lightning Noise!

Sally Weeks asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Brooklyn Zimmerman, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot dodgeball star Jayden Wilkerson, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.