I hope that your wife is fresh as the morning dew. (My grandma made me write that.)

I got clobbered at racketball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Peyton Henderson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Declan, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

Today Wally Lindsay came over after school and I showed him my pet mongoose, Fuzzy. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Ricky, but what does he know? He named his pet cat Johnny, and that's just ridiculous.

Another!