After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's do long division instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

Guess what -- me and Ollie solved the Mystery of The Haunted Creek! It turns out Old Man Reynolds was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. Blackburn out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.