After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's do long division instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

Guess what -- me and Jack solved the Mystery of Witch Cove! It turns out Old Man Espinoza was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Peterson out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.