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Jack Nichols keeps talking about arranging iron filings. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is collecting model trains. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!
Mom kept pestering me to exfoliate dad's shoes while I was playing Cyborg Combat 7 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Ask a silly question, Mohammed will go to the mountain." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.