Mom kept pestering me to groom the dog while I was playing Zombie Punk 11 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If you can't stand the heat, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Yesterday we went exploring in the old scary old forest over by Old Man Cervantes's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat iron arrowhead before we left.