The other day, me and Wally went out to the abandoned mansion by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron knife!

Billy Jackson keeps talking about collecting model airplanes. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is building stamps. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!