We had to dissect a tapeworm stomach in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Mikey Casey to eat part of it and he totally did.

My buddies and I joined an after-school duck, duck, goose team. Oh, I think you call it "hockey" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Monkey White 13 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2450 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 2-2 of Splatter Creed 4. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!