We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my kidney was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Steadwick called me a simp. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the badminton team when he was in school, the jerk.

Me and Pauly spent a few hours working on our far-out tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the disco and we're working on a hair-seeking bubblegum cannon to keep the girls out.