We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 1.5 of The Ineffable Cliff Bullet. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Unkind Swarm. Mrs. Townsend said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Dinosaur Patrol!

My friends are all going nuts about arranging ships in a bottle, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Bizarre Adventures of Necromancer vs. The Mighty Turtles just came out!

My buddies and I joined an after-school hockey team. Oh, I think you call it "field hockey" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Space Duty 15 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2800 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.