I hope this letter finds you.

We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 12 of The Mighty Rock Black. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Nameless Dogs. Mrs. McDaniel said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Ancient Owls!

Yesterday I dared Frankie Carney to throw a rock at Old Mr. Reagan's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.

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