I still have to laminate the windows to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fightin' Mikhail Rutgers and the Furious Bandits -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Yesterday, we found a ton of razor wire for our great fort. Pauly said we should use them to make a new crow's nest, but I'd rather build anti-personnel mines. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.