My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to lift weights for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "It's not whether you win or lose, get out of the kitchen." I mean, what does that even mean?

Yesterday we went exploring in the old spooky forest over by Old Man McDonald's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat iron arrowhead before we left.