We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my intestinal tract was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Smith called me a nerd. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the dodgeball team when he was in school, the jerk.

You'll never guess what my buddy Andy Aguilar showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for painting model ships. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.