My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room indigo. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Zombie Iron 7 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amethyst Mount before all this happened!

There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is Nevaeh Jefferson and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into raising iron filings? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?