I hope that your wife is fresh as the morning dew. (My grandma made me write that.)

They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Path of the Mountain Necromancer. Ashleigh Crawford is gonna be playing Princess Veronica'orm, so if I got to be Brayden'wen I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid parakeet, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

The other day I was exploring out by the spooky mineshaft off of Ferguson Street. My friend Charlie says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!

Another!