I still have to laminate the chicken coop to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Infamous Slate Black -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day I was exploring out by the condemned cave off of Callahan Street. My friend Jeffy says there's a mummy out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-ghost, and I'm gonna catch it!