We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my thyroid was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Davis called me a loser. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the badminton team when he was in school, the jerk.

Me and Jack and Sally were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our killer fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.