Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

The other day, me and Jack went out to the scary old mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of rabid dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool glass coin!

Me and Benny and Joey are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of aluminum siding, so we're going to use that to make it super-great.

Another!