I still have to groom the chicken coop to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Harold Harrison and the Howling Raiders -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Me and Matty and Kimmy were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our far-out fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.