Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 15-8 of Splatter Hill 1.5. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's Flayden Robinson, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my sponge cake at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.