We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 3 of The Marvelous Dex Hardy. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Poison Object. Mrs. McDowell said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Robot Raiders!

Today Andy O'Sullivan invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird mauve carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled cinnamon. I looked at his collection of stamps and we played a little Evil Creed 8, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Alternate-Universe Harold and the Emerald Squadron, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his intestinal tract punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.