I still have to groom the table to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Impossible Adventures of Ash Dread -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day me and Willy were playing duck, duck, goose over by the condemned cave and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."