I trust your grandfather is in good health. (My grandpa made me write that.)

Coach Saunders made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

Susie came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Pauly said she should go clean her pet ferret instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Susie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

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