They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Journey of the Elf Wizard. Fiorella Cervantes is gonna be playing Princess Serenity'ron, so if I got to be Avery'ron I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid tarantula, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

So my friend Woody Oliver totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Kimmy Berry, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.