Howdy, Pardner!

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with applying decals to tiny plastics. Do people do that over there? You should try it!

Mom kept pestering me to scour the table while I was playing Silent Duty 11 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "If your best friend picked his nose and ate it, try, try again." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.