My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room indigo. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Space Punk 6 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Gold Mount before all this happened!

Yesterday I dared Hank Carver to throw a rock at Old Mr. Young's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.