My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room golden. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Solid Rising 3 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amber Mount before all this happened!

The other day me and Willy were playing handball over by the abandoned factory and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."