The other day me and Marty were playing lacrosse over by the haunted cave and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Me and Henry and Kimmy were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our neat fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.