I hope this letter finds you well. (My teacher, Mrs. McKinney, said to always be polite.)

My friends are all going nuts about braiding tiny plastics, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Impossible Adventures of Warrior vs. The Amazing Legion just came out!

I just got a new pet parakeet! I named it Mrs. Woogie. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and tidy him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Another!