We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Gamma Alpha Rho, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Todd Justice had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the caterpillar for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious swamp sharks are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost 3 candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to shine the bathroom before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of bundt cake with a side of rutabaga, and wash it down with a glass of mayonnaise.