I hope this letter finds you well. (That's a traditional Distant Lands greeting!)

I heard that all the cool kids over there are trading wool hats. I think it sounds a little perishable, but maybe I'll give it a try.

I just got a new pet earwig! I named it Snugglesworth. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and sweep him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.