I still have to laminate the table to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Diego Anderson and the Lightning Raiders -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Sally came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Pauly said she should go rake her pet budgie instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Jamie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)