We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 4 of Untold Tales of Guy Bullet. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Unimaginable Object. Mrs. Washington said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Fantastic Swarm!

That big bully Willy Roosevelt took my lunch money and tore up my copy of Untold Tales of H. R. Danger and the Fire Patrol today. I hate him so much! Mr. Christian says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his nose in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some orm-fu lessons.