Howdy, Pardner!

Coach Saunders made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

My buddies and I joined an after-school volleyball team. Oh, I think you call it "lacrosse" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Evil Age 7 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2850 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Mom kept pestering me to tidy the rabbit hutch while I was playing Pokemann Effect 14 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "In for a penny, the tough get going." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.