My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room maroon. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Final Control 4 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amber Mount before all this happened!

Yesterday, we found a ton of rusty rebar for our sweet fort. Benny said we should use them to make a new war room, but I'd rather build motion-activated turrets. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.