We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 12 of The Ineffable Ash Gray. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Outer Blasphemy. Mrs. Figueroa said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Outer Aliens!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Todd said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Vinnie pointed out that Big Davey is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a boiling oil cauldron in case they decide to raid us.