We had to dissect a kookaburra brain in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Jeffy Slater to eat part of it and he totally did.

Yesterday I dared Willy Conway to throw a rock at Old Mr. Hall's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.