We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 6 of The Spectacular Slate Hardy. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Delightful Blasphemy. Mrs. Gonzales said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Unimaginable Lasses!

All of my friends are getting into crocheting iron filings, but I think it's just a fad.

My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to jump up and down for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If at first you don't succeed, the shoe was lost." I mean, what does that even mean?