My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to do somersaults for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If at first you don't succeed, cry and you cry alone." I mean, what does that even mean?

The other day, me and Ollie went out to the abandoned mansion by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty knife!