Mom kept pestering me to wax dad's shoes while I was playing Evil Control 10 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "When the cat's away, you'll get a silly answer." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Yesterday I dared Nate Delgado to throw a rock at Old Mr. Sullivan's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.