We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 4 of The Marvelous Slate Malone. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Unkind Gods. Mrs. Clements said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Unfathomable Blasphemy!

Today Benny Sweet came over after school and I showed him my pet Siamese fighting fish, Reynaldo. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Woogie, but what does he know? He named his pet banana slug Agamemnon, and that's just ridiculous.