Matty Paulson keeps talking about trading model ships. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is arranging little green army men. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to hose down dad's feet before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of open-faced cucumbers with a side of rhubarb, and wash it down with a glass of squeezings.