My buddies and I joined an after-school volleyball team. Oh, I think you call it "field hockey" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Pokemann White 15 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2350 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

The other day me and Chuckie were playing football over by the spooky factory and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."