Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Canadian Stitch Goldthwait

Hot: Propane-Fueled Frederick Johnson

Cold: Glacier Alvin Rutgers, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Craine North

Spooky: Ghoulish Martin "Abracadaver" Pennington, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Peepshow Opie Montague, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Huckleberryron, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Don't tell Grandpa. Lost the shirts. Mama's... gonna... be... mad.

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