Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Teary-Eyed Leonard McCartney

Hot: Napalm Raphael Young

Cold: Shivering Ike Mack

Stench: Dmitry "Gym Clothes" Madison, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Dmitry O'Sullivan, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Risqué Grant "Trans-Fat" Harrison, the Ogler

Crimbo: Simonuvel "Pudding" Tinselstringer, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Mr. Brooks? Too... many wallpaper.

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