Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Whisperin' Pippin "Smooth Operator" Paulson, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region

Hot: Earth's Core Slim Tyler, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Snowflake Victor "Freezing Point" North

Stench: Latrine Tomas "Stinkyfinger" Lennon, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Earl "Heebie-Jeebies" Anderson

Sleazy: Louis "Bad Touch" Harris

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Horacebimbor Cookiebaker, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Napoleon, Napoleon is... MRS. Dunn's got a bench.

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