Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fermat's Last Manny Steadwick

Hot: Steam Vent Jim Brown, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Cletus "Freezerburn" Rutgers

Stench: Nauseatin' Parker "Spitstink" Stemple, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: Oliver "Boneyard" Harrison

Sleazy: Euphemism Byron Rutgers

Crimbo: Carlron "Sugarplum" Turkeybaster, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Which sandwich? Tell me... which sandwich. It's Napoleon, NAPOLEON is...

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