Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Larry Stemple, the Jack Mormon

Hot: Judas "Firebrand" Taylor

Cold: Frozen Giles "Icicle" Nichols

Stench: Flatulent Theodore Romero

Spooky: R. J. Paulson, the Haunted Hobo

Sleazy: Sy North, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Colinroth "Ding-Dong" Stockingstuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon's got a icebox. Finish the egg?

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