Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nancified Emil "Kobold Lips" Adams

Hot: Flame-Broiled Morris, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Morris "Icemaker" King, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Joachim Mack, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Unearthly Leonardo Anderson, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Walter, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Rickybor Toypacker, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Mrs. Adams. Mr. Draper's got a breakfast.

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