Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Self-Taught-Guitarist Slim Thompson

Hot: Clancy "Afterburner" Roosevelt

Cold: Polar Ferris Taylor, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Frederick "Loo Brush" Martin

Spooky: Frightful Eustace "Collywobbles" Mills, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: R. T. Woodward, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Noahdreth "Teddybear" Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... Grandma's here. Campfire?

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