Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Thoughtless Enid, the Hobo With Good Credit

Hot: Earth's Core Ollie Harris

Cold: Horace "Frigidaire" Reynolds, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: No-Showers Timmy, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Skeletal Nick Hernandez

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Grant Taylor, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Mikhaildriel Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't... be a toybox. Toybox, desk, toybox. Tell me...

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