Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dmitry "Blinky" Benedict, the Moistener

Hot: Burninatin' Eustace Thompson

Cold: Antarctic Bill "Ice Nine" Rodriguez, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Garbage Juice Rufus Stemple

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Bill Montague

Sleazy: Byron "Overshare" Allen

Crimbo: Rickywen Fudgeboxer, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many... pastry. Mumble mumble... PLAY with THE campfire?

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