Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stan "Fancypants" Paulson

Hot: Jake "Acetylene Jim" Smith

Cold: Frigid Kenny, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Stenchmaster Lamont, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Rigor Mortis John "Graverobber" O'Mally

Sleazy: Fritz "Furtive" Cartwright, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Travislas Dolldresser, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

The Hoboverlord sez: How many CHAIRS. Careful... Don't be a sandwich.

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