Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-Shoulders Dan Nicholson, the Scientist

Hot: Brimstone Sting King

Cold: Willard "Mr. Sleet" Goodman

Stench: Randy King, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Cadaverous Todd, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Steven, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Twinkeri "Goose" Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... my wallpaper? I know... Lamps in THE train.

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