Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Many-Eyed Jethro "Salisbury Steak" Stemple, the Personal Trainer

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Jedediah Westinghouse

Cold: Polar-Bear Shane Black

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Norma "Sardine-Breath" Johnson

Spooky: Gothic Horror Steve Hernandez

Sleazy: Jocko "Pencil-Thin Mustache" McNichols

Crimbo: Yancyrod "Silver Bells" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Rutgers, Mrs. Rutgers, shuffle THE pork chops. I know Uncle Lou.

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