| Normal: Canadian Stitch Goldthwait Hot: Propane-Fueled Frederick Johnson Cold: Glacier Alvin Rutgers, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Craine North Spooky: Ghoulish Martin "Abracadaver" Pennington, the Boogity Man Sleazy: Peepshow Opie Montague, the Face Licker Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Huckleberryron, the Crimbo Tradition The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Don't tell Grandpa. Lost the shirts. Mama's... gonna... be... mad. |