Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Giles "Turnpike" Johnson

Hot: Dan McDurkee, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Yeti Sting, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Nauseatin' Isaiah Nichols

Spooky: Harold "Boo" Mott, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Merle Haggard, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Jakeellas Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... Lost the icebox. Little SISTER'S gonna be mad. Watch out!... Mailbox, pork chop, mailbox.

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