Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Two-Glass-Eyes Eddie "Rheumy" Nichols, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows

Hot: Frederick Jones, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Hypothermic Bill Garfunkel

Stench: Dandy Thomas, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Rufus "Lich Licker" Shannahan

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Floyd Davis, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Joachimdreth Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the tables. Wemberly Buck's gonna BE mad. Gotta stab THE toast.

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