Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Judge Monk Stemple

Hot: Claudius "Hot Sauce" Rudd

Cold: Hypothermic Molly Hernandez

Stench: Alvin Smith, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Noam "Screaming Meemie" Des Moines

Sleazy: Peepshow Frederick, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Feliz Garrettdir, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. North's here. Lost... the pocketknife. Little Sister's... gonna be... mad.

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