Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ponytail Ferris, the Assistant Manager

Hot: Pete Garcia, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Jake "Icebox" Sullivan

Stench: Foul-Smelling Walter, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Gothic Horror Rufus, the Corpse Groom

Sleazy: Slippery Earl McDurkee

Crimbo: Travisuil "Gumdrop" Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... Icebox? Tell me... I know... Uncle Vincent.

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