Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Penguin-Britches Cholly, the Curator

Hot: Alistair Spitzner, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Louis "Snowman" Westinghouse

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Abe Smith

Spooky: Duncan Harrison, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Eddie Sullivan

Crimbo: Festive Travisuvel "All Cavities" Piebaker, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Wallpaper, wallpaper, trolley. How many trains.

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