Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Giles "The Kitten" Johnson, the Minuscule

Hot: Burninatin' Manny McMahon, the Heatstroke Kid

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Roy McCartney

Stench: Raw Sewage Ignatz Moore

Spooky: Holden "Chain-Rattlin'" O'Sullivan, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Peepshow Curly "Small Hands" Lennon

Crimbo: Gingerbread Shekkyroth Sauerkraut

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Don't... tell Mrs. O'Mally. Have... you... seen The Pope?

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