|Normal: Hondo Young, the Vestigial Man|
Hot: J. B. "The Back Burner" Hathaway, the Red-Hot Poker
Cold: Walter "Icemaker" Wallace
Stench: Hilary Clinton, the Fustulent Crack
Spooky: Deathly Emil McNichols, the Dead Man Walking
Sleazy: Risqué Gustav "Flagrant Jim" DuPree
Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Newtonuil, the Sleigh Bell Ringer
The Hoboverlord sez: Which milk? Tell ME which milk. Growl... Watch out!... I bought the motorcycle, but I did not dance with the pastry.