Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Normal-Face Pippin O'Sullivan

Hot: Thousand-Suns Achilles Des Moines

Cold: Antarctic Ulrich "Chilly Willy" Young

Stench: Davey "Pitstain" Noriega

Spooky: Alvin "Jack Ketch" Draper

Sleazy: Roy "Panty-Thief" Montague, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Feliz Wilburrond, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my trolley? Gotta hit the milk.

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