Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Updike "Cheese and Wine" Steadwick, the Tree Surgeon

Hot: Pyrokinetic Morris "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Bush

Cold: Frederick "Ice Storm" Jones, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Ogilvy Wallace, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Shane Khan, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Nick "Bad Touch" Harris

Crimbo: Marlonellas Mistletoestringer, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a CHAIR. CUP of... coffee. cup of coffee IN the desk.

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