Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ulrich Reynolds, the Long Island Landscaper

Hot: Hot Charlie, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Joachim "Icebox" Lewis

Stench: Hubie "Stinkyfeet" Rutgers

Spooky: Skeletal Monk Simon

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Sy "Sweaty-Palms" Adams

Crimbo: Carlrod "Five Gold Rings" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Hmmmmmmm... Watermelon, radio, watermelon. Say... Mumble mumble... Which mailbox? Tell me... which MAILBOX.

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