Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hondo "Pew-Pew-Pew" McNichols

Hot: Morris "Swelterin'" Rudd

Cold: Slim "Frozenfoot" Tyler

Stench: Filth-Covered Mickey, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Frederick "Old Scratch" Lennon

Sleazy: Gropin' Bill Dunn

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Davenportion "Calendar Adventurer" Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Watermelon, RADISH, watermelon. Brrrrr... Tell me... Uncle Frederick, Uncle... FREDERICK, EAT the desks.

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