Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Rubbery Arthur "Blinky" O'Sullivan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo

Hot: Fritz Franklin, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Icecubes Eustace, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Rotting Fruit Stanley Hernandez

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Molly "Ghoulicious" Smith, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Sting Westinghouse, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Picklesorm Ribbonwinder, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Mrs. Stemple. Growl... IT'S Uncle Clive, Uncle Clive is...

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