Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tennessee Grant Garfunkel

Hot: Frying-Pan Cholly, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Quinn Shatner, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Old Milk Sam "Midden" Brown

Spooky: Unearthly Mitch Goldthwait, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: X-Rated Charlie, the Moustache-Waxer

Crimbo: Vinnielas "Reindeer Gamey" Taffypuller

The Hoboverlord sez: Pinch the breakfast? Are YOU MCDONALD?

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