Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Timmy "Railroad Tracks" Harris

Hot: Dookie "Smolderin' Doug" Stemple, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Frozen Grant "Frosty" Symington, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Swampwalkin' Frederick, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Judas Garfunkel, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: Slim "Trenchcoat-Only" Allen, the Assless Chapper

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Barneyellas, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Newspaper? Look out... Mumble mumble... It's Mrs. McMahon, Mrs. McMahon is... Psssst...

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