Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Souvenir-Selling Oliver Rudd, the Hobo On Stilts

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Pontius "Swelterin'" Thomas, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Wallace Nicholson, the Polar Express

Stench: Carl "The Walking Toilet" Thompson

Spooky: Sy "Mass-Murderin'" Stipe

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Duncan "Sex Box" Harris, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Bertuil, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: HIT the... radio, hit THE radio. Which... toybox? Tell me which toybox.

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