Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Singleminded Roy, Who Isn't Right in the Head

Hot: Volcanic Garrett Harris

Cold: Clancy "The Polar Bear" Brooks

Stench: Rotten-Eggs Jim "Bath-Allergic" Brooks

Spooky: Night of the Living Davey Cartwright, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Agamemnon Brown, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Walterbor, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Papa, Papa, dance with the windows. Lamp?

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