Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stick-Legs Jim, the Salad Shooter

Hot: Scalding Aldous Madison, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Glacial Grant, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Upchuck Lewis Mack

Spooky: Night of the Living Woody, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Moist Willie Peterson, the Ogler

Crimbo: Calbor "Swoot Tooth" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you The Pope? Watch it... Mama's here.

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