Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Impetigo Morgan Dunn

Hot: Hothouse Steve DuPree

Cold: Arctic Buck "Frostbite" King

Stench: Filth-Covered R. J. "Smelly" Bush, the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Ghostly Andre, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Indecent Dmitry, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Leonardellas Stockingstuffer, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Brrrrr... Don't be a trolley. I played... WITH the club, but... I did not dance with... the coat.

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