Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Martin "Calamity" McDonald

Hot: Martin "The Flaming Flamer" Simon

Cold: Morgan "Really Cold Extremities" Mack, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: B. J. Zevon, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably

Spooky: Gothic Horror Cletus "Mother Issues" Hathaway

Sleazy: Nicky "Rubber Novelty" Lennon, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Steviedriel "Chestnutter" Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Grandma's got A weightlifter. Watch it... Do you KNOW NAPOLEON?

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