| You grew up the son of a midwife, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never jam my hands in a barrel of rice again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Winklesbury in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Zevroozlchester you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Poo-bah's tattooed grandfather had been kidnapped by indigent native tribesmen, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of skeletons, plus a bugbear, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless goblins and desperados -- even a bulette! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Demon Sorcerer Icewinder, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a spiked pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Swampleton and claimed your reward.
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