| You grew up on the smelly streets of the great Azure City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Morcestecershire, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Whacking, and heard the local stableboy talking about the ancient crypt that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Baaaal that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a gelatinous cube and a swinging razor-sharp pendulum, with a hellhound bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your arm. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching ents left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim Warlock Diabolicus. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your entrenching tool into his bung. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil lunatic was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Cavill.
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