| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Pinwheel the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Keaton Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Pi of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Foobar when you met the town chambermaid. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Duke of Nickelodeon's drunken stepsister, who had been kidnapped by gypsies. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You had a good handle on it until you got attacked by more kobolds than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your head intact! However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a town crier in some crummy backwater like Quirm or Ironforge. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Evil King Frazool, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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