| Due to a misunderstanding, your sister enrolled you in Ov'reezy Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in keeping pigeons in your pockets.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You rode into the city of Brazzleton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Raven of Burglechester, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Morpork, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you dropped your staff in a sphere of annihilation and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the thieves showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dire dwarves and gunslingers -- even a cockatrice! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Blood Marquis Goldthwait, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a spiked pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Burglechester and claimed your reward.
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