| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Bale Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in learning how to deal from the bottom of the deck.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You rode into the city of Morcestecershire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Albatross of Febreezia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Malph, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were rocking the house until you got your groin caught in a iron maiden and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's crypt, dispatching hobgoblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dragon Necromancer Hateancient. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) into his shoulder. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil airhead was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Taintingham.
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