| Due to a misunderstanding, your daughter enrolled you in Waxtoff Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in pulling rabbits out of hats.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Dropseat just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Overlord Murdergiant, who had poisoned the town's cat population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. It wasn't a thing but then you wandered into a room totally full of dire dwarves, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a chambermaid in some crummy backwater like Sto Lat or Dropseat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Death Lawyer Crushdouble, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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