| When you were growing up in the little town of Spazmotic, you always wanted to be a mighty Sorcerer. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Bobcat. There, you met a knight's ugly stepsister, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Ruby Elephant. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got attacked by more indigent native tribesmen than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your giblets intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to scour all the goldfish in your hometown of Morpork. So you kept going, right into the brewery of the evil Barbarian Goldthwait. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your kidney handed to you.
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