| After your quiet hometown of Bobcat was attacked by jerks and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your bro' wanted. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Goldthwaitia, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Malph, and heard the local farmhand talking about the ancient dungeon that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Emerald Idol of Grognard that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your bastard sword in a cheese-grater and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the goblins showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your scythe, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Demon Warrior Grunwold, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost half-brother, but you killed the hick anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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