| After your quiet hometown of Whacking was attacked by badgers and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a seamstress like your bro' wanted. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Reeves, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Bobcat, and heard the local barber talking about the ancient dungeon that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Diamond Idol of Mephistor that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you had to fend off half a dozen gunslingers with your ear trapped in a antlion pit. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the shoggoth showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with gypsies, you finally came upon the lair of the Blood Giant Grognard, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your spoon, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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