| You always knew that the village of Mondale wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Thad".) You headed off into the wild wilderness of Blurstishire in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Winklesbury you heard a town crier shouting about how the a fisherman's half-witted homie had been kidnapped by accountants, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing a tubular job until you got lost in a dungeon -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet mace +1 in a bugbear's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some dire dwarves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the nipple. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless bandits and bandits -- even a cockatrice! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Grim Devil Lord Evilthing, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a beartrap with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Taintingham and claimed your reward.
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