| After the entire village of Frog was murdered, including your grandmother and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. In the fiefdom of Yarbleshire, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Frog, you found an inn with cheap mead and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Emerald Forests, lost for ages during the time of the great clusterbugger. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. At first it was a real breeze, but you soon were confounded by a fiendish series of carefully timed jumps puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were disgruntled as an underfed parakeet. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with lizardmen, you finally came upon the lair of the Horror Warrior Diablolo, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your scythe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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