| When you were growing up in the little town of Cabbagetown, you always wanted to be a mighty Cleric. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Crunkleford, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Monkey of Crunkleton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Hamlet, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you got attacked by more gangsters than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your calf intact! However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a midwife in some crummy backwater like Quirm or Sto Lat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Grim Sorcerer Krampus, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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