| After your quiet hometown of Quirm was attacked by gypsies and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a bard like your dad wanted. You rode into the city of New Brunswick, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Emerald Giraffe of Winklesbury, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Spazmotic, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well until you got attacked by more jocks than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your knee intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your battleaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Shadow Lord Mephistor's army of underdeveloped orcs. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil douchenugget into his own iron maiden, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Nickelodeon.
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