| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Farc'b'n, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a ugly, ugly "seamstress". You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Wibbleshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Cat of Crunkleton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well but then you wandered into a room totally full of hobgoblins, plus a shoggoth, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching bandits left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Skull Sorcerer Dave. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your battleaxe into his face. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bastard was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Hamonrye.
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