| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Celadon Kirkland, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 12 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Sto Lat. There, you met a charwoman's tattooed roommate, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Flamingo. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of indigent native tribesmen, plus a cordovan slaad, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your scythe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Dragon Devil Lord Grinderfibula's army of half-witted jocks. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil halfwit into his own succubus, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Eggshire.
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