| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Frederick, but you grew tired of having to comb the floors and exfoliate the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Stubborn Mule. There, you met the Marquis of Nickelodeon's simple half-brother, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amethyst Cat. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. Everything was hunky-dory until you got attacked by more ents than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your leg intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless thieves and accountants -- even a githyanki! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Evil Lawyer Thornswift, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a beartrap with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Kilmer and claimed your reward.
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