As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Walk the Dog the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in New Brunswick Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Mu of Gold and could set out to make your fortune.

As you wandered the back alleys of Rusty Nail (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned convenience store. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Ecru Dire stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the town crier's lost dog, Mr. Whiskers. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help.

There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your longbow in a cheese-grater and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gnolls showed up.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with gnolls, you finally came upon the lair of the Grim Warrior Arc'klor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your entrenching tool, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:plush longbow of khaki clairvoyance
origami 10' pole of gunslinger slaying
bone china spoon of lightning

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