| You grew up on the little streets of the great Ruby City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Mondale. There, you met a knight's drunken niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Caribou. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You weren't having any problems at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those jocks. That owlbear picked the total worst time to eat your dagger. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your battleaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of dark elves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Vampire Knight Morgar, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost grandmother, but you killed the pig anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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