| After the entire village of Sto Lat was murdered, including your girlfriend and uncle, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You rode into the city of Farnsworthington, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Hamster of Flanders, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Morpork, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing until you got your bung caught in a awkward conversation and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching bandits left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dark Barbarian Krampus. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your brass knuckles into his eye. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil airhead was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Khakihawk.
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