| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Flabbernathy, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a homely, simple barber. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Marmosettia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Vampire bat of Routh, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Flytrap, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you dropped your mace in a iron maiden and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the kobolds showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your Leatherman, and cut your way through the hordes of orcs that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Grim Warlock Mephistor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost grandmother, but you killed the hick anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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