| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Burglechester, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a homely, homely midwife. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Buttole when you met the town bard. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's sexy homie, who had been kidnapped by orphans. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. It was pretty easy, but you soon were confounded by a fiendish rearranging of tiles with pictures of plumbing on them puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were angry as an underfed earwig. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with orphans, you finally came upon the lair of the Evil Sorcerer Woundduck, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your club, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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