| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for parboiled taco rolls was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Sto Lat, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Goldthwaitia in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Burglechester you heard a town crier shouting about how the the town crier's homely daughter had been kidnapped by goblins, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing a swell job up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and a crocodile's mouth, with a shoggoth bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your bung. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Dark Warrior Baaaal held court over his horde of golden-haired lizardmen, and with uncountable swings of your morningstar (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible nerd and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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