| After your quiet hometown of Stubborn Mule was attacked by ents and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a seamstress like your bro' wanted. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Mondale. There, you met the Earl of Zevroozlchester's bright-eyed daughter, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Silver Bumblebee. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your shoulder intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your handaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Devil Barbarian Evilthing's army of simple desperados. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil idiot into his own succubus, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Zevroozlchester.
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