| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Walk the Dog the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Farc'b'n Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Kappa of Silver and could set out to make your fortune. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Mudhole just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Witchlord Diabolicus, who had poisoned the town's dog population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. Everything was going great but then you wandered into a room totally full of ents, plus a owlbear, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Devil Devil Lord Hatestrong held court over his horde of underdeveloped hobgoblins, and with uncountable swings of your yo-yo (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible gimp and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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