| After your quiet hometown of Madlib was attacked by hobgoblins and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a tavernkeep like your nephew wanted. Having heard many rumors about how Claremont was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding lizardmen (who had already looted and burned the villages of Piehole, Foobar, and Cheddarwurst), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the lower back of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your skull caught in a gelatinous cube and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a necropolis infested with dire dwarves, you finally came upon the lair of the Horror King Grognard, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your mace, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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