| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Mondale, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as who invented the paperclip. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Pig-in-a-Poke just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Sorcerer Viciousover, who had poisoned the town's dog population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. Everything was hunky-dory up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a gelatinous cube and a cookie jar, with a bulette bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your eye. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with gnolls, you finally came upon the lair of the Fire Overlord Krampus, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your sack of doorknobs, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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