| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Cowpat, without a cousin or niece to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Having heard many rumors about how Wibbleford was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding accountants (who had already looted and burned the villages of Sto Lat, Pitlick, and Whacking), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the ankle of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. It was pretty easy, until you got your leg caught in a vending machine and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to depilitate all the kitten in your hometown of Flytrap. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Marquis Fanghammer. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your head handed to you.
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