| Due to a misunderstanding, your mother enrolled you in Cavill Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in keeping pigeons in your pockets.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Pitlick when you met the town stableboy. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's ugly grandfather, who had been kidnapped by gunslingers. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a vending machine and a meat grinder, with a mind flayer bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your arm. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with kobolds, you finally came upon the lair of the Death Marquis Spitecougar, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your sword, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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