| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Brucie, but you grew tired of having to muck out the floors and rake the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Rusty Nail just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil King Xxyrg, who had poisoned the town's banana slug population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You had a good handle on it until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a succubus, got attacked by lizardmen, and got your leg bitten off by a rust monster. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's ruin, dispatching tramps left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Demon Devil Lord Dave. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your longbow into his nipple. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil douchewad was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Schmalbion.
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