As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of bullywugs and raised in a dark and wild factory. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief.

You rode into the city of Yarbleshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Puppy of Bale, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Foobar, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

You had a good handle on it at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those dire dwarves. That hellhound picked the total worst time to eat your staff.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with orcs, you finally came upon the lair of the Ice Marquis Krampus, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your brass knuckles, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:leather leather key of freezing infravision
masterwork morningstar of dark elf slaying
+1 shoulderpads of lordly jerk control

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