| After your quiet hometown of Cabbagetown was attacked by hobos and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a "seamstress" like your dad wanted. You rode into the city of Reeves, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Chicken of Winklesbury, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Pittsburgh, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it until you got attacked by more accountants than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your leg intact! But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your footaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of skeletons that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Death Warrior Krampus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepsister, but you killed the assface anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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