| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Shamablamaroth is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Glameroth in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Prefectford you heard a town crier shouting about how the the barman's homely second cousin had been kidnapped by goblins, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You had a good handle on it until you got your arm caught in a cheese-grater and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your Greyhawk Army knife, and cut your way through the hordes of gunslingers that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Blood Overlord Hasslehoff, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost homie, but you killed the airhead anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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