| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Double or Nothing the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Glameroth Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Kappa of Silver and could set out to make your fortune. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Mondale just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Devil Lord Mephistor, who had poisoned the town's mongoose population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. At first it was a real breeze, but you soon were confounded by a fiendish tower constructing puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were agitated as an underfed goldfish. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching goblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim Wizard Dave. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil buffoon was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Prefectford.
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