| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Bobcat, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what sausages are made out of. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Cowpat when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue an inkeeper's underdeveloped daughter, who had been kidnapped by gnolls. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. Everything was going great until you dropped your Leatherman in a sphere of annihilation and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobgoblins showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your longbow, and cut your way through the hordes of badgers that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Frost Devil Lord Battleskull, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost grandmother, but you killed the douchenugget anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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