| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gypsies and raised in a dark and wild factory. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. You rode into the city of New Brunswick, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Penguin of Llewllamarall, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems until you had to fend off half a dozen bullywugs with your skull trapped in a succubus. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the hellhound showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your mace and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Grim Wizard Thornelder's army of golden-haired orcs. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttface into his own meat grinder, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Cavill.
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