| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Mauve Leblanc, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 8 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cowpat. There, you met a fisherman's nubile niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Diamond Dog. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It was pretty easy, until you got lost in a strip mall -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) +1 in a lich's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some gypsies into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the lower back. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to clean all the dog in your hometown of Cabbagetown. So you kept going, right into the comic shop of the evil Witchlord Blackfist. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your arm handed to you.
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