| You grew up on the twinkly streets of the great Sapphire City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Mudhole (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned granary. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Taupe Fear blade. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the village idiot's lost weasel, Cuddleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your groin caught in a succubus and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tomb, dispatching kobolds left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Terror Troll Arc'klor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your shiv into his groin. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil spaz was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Llewllamarall.
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