| After your quiet hometown of Piehole was attacked by dark elves and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a seamstress like your nephew wanted. Having heard many rumors about how Bacon was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding gangsters (who had already looted and burned the villages of Buttole, Mondale, and Dumpington), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the face of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. At first it was a real breeze, until you dropped your yo-yo in a cheese-grater and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gnolls showed up. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for barbarians, you made your way to the lair of Black Lord Scabbreeze and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul bugbear to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your scythe and knocked the villain screaming into a swinging razor-sharp pendulum with a well-placed kick to the head. At last, the treasure was yours!
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