| When you were growing up in the little town of Klatch, you always wanted to be a mighty Ninja. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Quirm. There, you met a knight's squat second cousin, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Topaz Duck. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. There was no drama in the LBC until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a lava pool, got attacked by accountants, and got your neck bitten off by a bulette. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your entrenching tool and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Shadow Warrior Diabolico's army of golden-haired skeletons. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil twat into his own beartrap, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Bale.
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