| After the entire village of Whacking was murdered, including your niece and son, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You rode into the city of Glameroth, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Lion of Llewllamarall, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Piehole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your brass knuckles in a succubus and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobgoblins showed up. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to mop all the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig in your hometown of Spazmotic. So you kept going, right into the comic shop of the evil Wizard Baaaal. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your lower back handed to you.
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