| You always knew that the village of Foobar wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Morris".) You rode into the city of Waxton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Beaver of Farc'b'n, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Sto Lat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your entrenching tool in a succubus and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the dire dwarves showed up. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching gangsters left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Demon King Morgar. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your sword into his skull. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil hick was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Waltermatthau.
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