| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Three Leaf Clover the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Keaton Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Lambda of Sapphire and could set out to make your fortune. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cabbagetown. There, you met the barman's tattooed daughter, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Lion. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were doing really well until you had to fend off half a dozen gnolls with your thigh trapped in a cheese-grater. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the owlbear showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with barbarians, you finally came upon the lair of the Grim Necromancer Battlemosquito, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your dagger, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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