| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Flytrap, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as why 'abbreviated' is such a long word. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Madlib. There, you met the Lord of Limberford's tattooed stepchild, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Caribou. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your crossbow in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the ents showed up. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to filter all the budgie in your hometown of Mondale. So you kept going, right into the owlry of the evil Lawyer Blackfist. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your calf handed to you.
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