| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Whacking, without a dad or grandmother to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. In the fiefdom of Blurstishire, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Sudoku, you found an inn with cheap firewater and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Silver Oceans, lost for ages during the time of the great winnowing. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You weren't having any problems until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a spiked pit, got attacked by dark elves, and got your foot bitten off by a rakshasa. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with orphans, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Wizard Diabolico, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your sword, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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