| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Bacon is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Lurkmoor, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Mondale, and heard the local barber talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Grunwold that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were doing a killer job until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your leg intact! But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to mop all the guinea pig in your hometown of Mondale. So you kept going, right into the tannery of the evil Troll Krampus. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your leg handed to you.
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