| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for creamed shortbread was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Bobcat, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Delawhat in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Marmosettia you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Earl of Schmalbion's skeletal roommate had been kidnapped by ents, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a vending machine and a beartrap, with a rakshasa bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your knee. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gangsters and thieves -- even a lich! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Fire Warrior Warribs, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a vending machine with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Schmalbion and claimed your reward.
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