| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Pig-in-a-Poke, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what happens to that missing sock. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. In the fiefdom of Cavill, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Deaf Chicken, you found an inn with cheap firewater and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Sapphire Forests, lost for ages during the time of the great flood. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You were doing a wicked job until you dropped your yo-yo in a succubus and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the skeletons showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Fire Warrior Crushwind, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your magic wand, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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