| After your quiet hometown of Molehill was attacked by hobgoblins and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a village idiot like your uncle wanted. You rode into the city of Hamonrye, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Cat of Marmosettia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great but you soon were confounded by a fiendish statue-pushing puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were upset as an underfed goldfish. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's pyramid, dispatching jerks left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Shadow Sorcerer Hasslehoff. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your entrenching tool into his shoulder. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil butthole was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Swampleton.
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