When you were growing up in the little town of Stubborn Mule, you always wanted to be a mighty Ninja. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites.

You rode into the city of Phleberron, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Chicken of Eggshire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Phlegm, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

Everything was hunky-dory but then you wandered into a room totally full of kobolds, plus a lich, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Grim King Goldthwait, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your Greyhawk Army knife, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:papercraft socks of forthrightness
fishy orb of irascibility
+11 gauntlets of misogyny

Another!