Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Crimson Stewart, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 4 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world.

Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Mondale. There, you met a knight's serpent-tongued stepsister, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Topaz Elephant seal. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it.

It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more hobos than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your shoulder intact!

But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to laminate all the tarantula in your hometown of Ironforge. So you kept going, right into the comic shop of the evil Warrior Evilthing. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your calf handed to you.

Loot:endless flagon of orphan sack
endless bag of clairvoyance
unstoppable backpack of misogyny

Another!