| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of jocks and raised in a dark and wild mineshaft. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Molehill. There, you met the Grand Vizier's nubile roommate, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amethyst Beetle. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You weren't having any problems at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those gunslingers. That bugbear picked the total worst time to eat your sack of doorknobs. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Shadow Overlord Cramdog, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your club, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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