| Even though you were a serpent-tongued child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Dogspittle was attacked by a horde of Terror Cheetahs. You got your calf handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. As you wandered the back alleys of Cabbagetown (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned granary. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Golden Grim raven. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Grand Vizier's lost puppy, Mrs. Cuddlesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your sword in a spiked pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobos showed up. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to exfoliate all the sugar glider in your hometown of Piehole. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Giant Screamsacrum. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your bung handed to you.
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