| When you were growing up in the little town of Flytrap, you always wanted to be a mighty Cleric. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Phleberron, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Albatross of Febreezia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Buttole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got attacked by more indigent native tribesmen than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your ankle intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless bandits and ents -- even a rust monster! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Demon Giant Dave, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a meat grinder with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Burblegroat and claimed your reward.
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