| Even though you were a drunken child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Cabbagetown was attacked by a horde of Shadow Pigs. You got your head handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Frog when you met the town "seamstress". That worthy begged you to try and rescue the town crier's quarter-witted grandmother, who had been kidnapped by orcs. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing a sweet job until you got lost in a sewer -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet entrenching tool +1 in a bulette's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some kobolds into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the head. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to shine all the mongoose in your hometown of Cowpat. So you kept going, right into the tannery of the evil King Diabolicus. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your knee handed to you.
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