| When you were growing up in the little town of Bobcat, you always wanted to be a mighty Astronaut. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Spazmotic when you met the town blacksmith. That worthy begged you to try and rescue an inkeeper's buxom daughter, who had been kidnapped by goblins. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of indigent native tribesmen, plus a mimic, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Demon Barbarian Grognard held court over his horde of half-witted hobos, and with uncountable swings of your brass knuckles (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible moron and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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