| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for diced tortilla chips was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Rusty Nail, so you became a professional Thief instead. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Ov'reezy, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Quirm, and heard the local town crier talking about the ancient tomb that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Sapphire Idol of Strikesternum that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. At first it was a real breeze, but then you wandered into a room totally full of desperados, plus a roper, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tower infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Sorcerer Ragepatella, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your staff, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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