| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Crunkleton, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a nubile, underdeveloped seamstress. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Nickelodeon, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Albatross of Bafflesbury, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Pittsburgh, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were rocking the house until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a awkward conversation, got attacked by dire dwarves, and got your throat bitten off by a shoggoth. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching indigent native tribesmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Dark Devil Lord Badfella. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your dagger into his foot. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil skank was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Winklesbury.
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