| After the entire village of Morpork was murdered, including your daughter and bro', you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Crunkleford, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Bobcat, and heard the local cook talking about the ancient crypt that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Blackfist that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were doing really well until you got attacked by more gypsies than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your nipple intact! But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Evil Devil Lord Bloodybreeze held court over his horde of bright-eyed gangsters, and with uncountable swings of your handaxe (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible lunatic and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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