| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Delawhat Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in learning how to deal from the bottom of the deck.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You rode into the city of Keaton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Ferret of Reeves, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Pig-in-a-Poke, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum, got attacked by goblins, and got your ear bitten off by a rust monster. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your sword and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Evil Wizard Dave's army of half-witted ents. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil git into his own crocodile's mouth, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Winklesbury.
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