| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Split the Atom the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in New Brunswick Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Epsilon of Amber and could set out to make your fortune. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Cabbagetown, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of ale. He told you about the great plague of newts that had beset the entire region of Eggshire, and of the rumor that the evil Witchlord Baaaal was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. It wasn't a thing until you got attacked by more desperados than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your ear intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Dark Necromancer Savagesun, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your yo-yo, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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