| You always knew that the village of Mudhole wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Theodore".) Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Deaf Chicken. There, you met the Poo-bah's simple niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Ruby Beaver. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a meat grinder and a beartrap, with a gazebo bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your elbow. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with kobolds, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Knight Frazool, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your nunchuks, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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