| After your quiet hometown of Frog was attacked by accountants and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a village idiot like your grandpa wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Quirm (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned haberdashery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Gray Dark maw. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Marquis of Nickelodeon's lost budgie, Rex. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. At first it was a real breeze, until you dropped your halberd in a gelatinous cube and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the orcs showed up. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean), and cut your way through the hordes of gypsies that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Dragon Warrior Blackfist, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepchild, but you killed the hoser anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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