| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Waxton is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Quirm (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tallow rending plant. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Cordovan Dusk blade. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Lord of Zevroozlchester's lost gerbil, Mrs. Fuzzy. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of tramps, plus a mimic, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to brush all the kitten in your hometown of Morpork. So you kept going, right into the convenience store of the evil Witchlord Englebert. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your groin handed to you.
|