| Due to a misunderstanding, your niece enrolled you in Stoatsford Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Reeves, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Cabbagetown, and heard the local farmhand talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Frazool that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. Everything was going great up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a gelatinous cube and a meat grinder, with a cockatrice bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your solar plexus. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for gangsters, you made your way to the lair of Terror Wizard Diabolicus and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul rakshasa to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your sword and knocked the villain screaming into a awkward conversation with a well-placed kick to the arm. At last, the treasure was yours!
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