| It was hard growing up as a seamstress's son in the tiny hamlet of Cheddarwurst, in the land of Eggshire. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Sto Lat. There, you met the Duke of Wibbleshire's bright-eyed son, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amber Bumblebee. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. Everything was hunky-dory but then you wandered into a room totally full of desperados, plus a lich, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching barbarians left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Black Lawyer Xxyrg. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your pike into his kidney. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil nerd was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Morcestecershire.
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