What's the difference between a shirt and a drum?

Well, one is short, and the other is great.

That's true, but it wasn't the answer I was thinking of.

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Grows 200 times in water! Awesome! Pasty!

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EDITOR'S NOTE: These are not funny, because Bazooka comics are not funny.