Mumble mumble... How many mushrooms.
I'm sorry, I don't have any spare change.
Do you know Mrs. Anderson? Say...
FREE SQUAT BEDPAN (#580)
Drippy! 1/2-mile range! Made from creamy buttermilk!

Send 609 comics and 16 Meat S&H to Amazing Free Stuff, Box 2337, Seaside Town

EDITOR'S NOTE: These are not funny, because Bazooka comics are not funny.

Another!