What's the difference between a pair of glasses and a hot dog?

Well, one is stupid, and the other is crunchy.

That's true, but it wasn't the answer I was thinking of.

FREE DRY MONOCLE (#926)

Small! Disgust your enemies! Visible for thousands of feet!

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EDITOR'S NOTE: These are not funny, because Bazooka comics are not funny.