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Attractions Menu:
Infinity Plus One - How to Join The Hidden Brotherhood and Enjoy a Wonderful New Life of Money, Friends, and Power

Athletically Unsupported - Old things from various incarnations of the site, which were either too wide or too much work to incorporate into the new layout.

Bee on Drugs Archive - The Bee is Back, with all of his wisdom compressed into a single easy-to-digest page.

Frontispiece Gallery - All of the old images from when we thought it was a good idea to have a splash page. Gosh. What were we thinking?

Kidnapped by Robots - Once upon a time, the staff was kidnapped by robots, who made comic strips while torturing us. Here are the results.

Navigation Image Gallery - A gallery of all of the old navigation/space filler images from the old layout. We miss you, guys.

Office Safety and Ergonomics Guide - Keeping your co-workers safe from you.

the end is nigh - Obligatory "end-of-the-world" crap.

The Officemaster - If ergonomics and style are what you're looking for in a chair, look no further than the Officemaster.

Tour the Wasteland - The roof, the roof, the roof was on fire.

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